Tag: And Palladino

  • Lena Dunham is excellent in ‘Tiny Furniture’

    Lena Dunham is excellent in ‘Tiny Furniture’

    Lena Dunham wrote, directed and starred in 'Tiny Furniture'
    Lena Dunham wrote, directed and starred in ‘Tiny Furniture’

    In what I had thought was a wholly unique experience, I spent my initial post-graduation days at home in limbo, unsure of where I was heading or if I’d even get started on that journey. But now it appears that it wasn’t just me, as Jill of all trades Lena Dunham draws on that precise situation and feeling in her breakthrough film, Tiny Furniture. This 2010 film, which won best narrative feature at South by Southwest and best first screenplay at the Independent Spirit Awards, has finally found its way to DVD and Blu ray thanks to the Criterion Collection.

    After graduating from college in Ohio, Aura Freeman (Dunham) returns to her New York City home to live with her mother Siri (actual mother Laurie Simmons) and younger sister Nadine (actual sister Grace Dunham). Neither particularly care that she’s come back, and the more into the film we get, it becomes clear that they treat Aura’s presence as more of a burden. In a strange — and fitting for the purposes of this story — coincidence, Siri and Nadine look like each other and don’t resemble Aura physically all that much. It’s almost like Aura was adopted. One has to wonder if Lena herself ever feels that way.

    She also gets back in touch with her old friend Charlotte (Jemima Kirke), who she’s known practically forever (but from the pronounced British accent,  it’s clear that she has spent the more crucial formative years of her life in that land). She is brasher than Aura and, by her own admission, has a greater sense of entitlement. It is through Charlotte that she gets a job as a restaurant hostess. Soon her eye gets caught on fellow employee Keith (David Call). He says he has a girlfriend at the moment, but that hardly lessens her liking.

    Another new man friend she meets is Jed (Alex Karpovsky), who she actually knew of before from his videos on YouTube. In a series of skits called “The Nietzschean Cowboy,” he waxes philosophic while bobbing back and forth on a rocking horse. He doesn’t live in the city; he is visiting to try to pitch his ideas to networks. When her family is away for a week, she invites him to stay over. It’s an attempt on her part to try to bond, and it seems to work. That is, until her mother and sister return.

    Lena Dunham and Jemima Kirke in 'Tiny Furniture'
    Lena Dunham and Jemima Kirke in ‘Tiny Furniture’

    What makes Tiny Furniture engaging is that it’s made by someone in touch in with what it means to be a young person in this era, but with a level of skill of someone much older. The movie looks absolutely fantastic; I would never have guessed it was made for only $25,000. Compositions of shots are done well and the use of color is very striking. In particular, the blinding whiteness of the walls in the home reinforces her purgatorial present. Similarly, the gray of the pipe she and Keith later find themselves in for a special encounter serves to enhance the emptiness they characters later feel coming out of it.

    Dunham has certainly done a great job at writing and directing here, but I feel that there’s too little talk of what a great acting job she does. Aura is magnificently portrayed by her, and while no doubt autobiographical in some degree, comes across as a character all her own. The shining moment is the kitchen argument with her mother. It’s relatively lengthy shot and Dunham manages to capture what Aura is feeling in this moment perfectly, even when acting opposite her actual mother who (I would hope) she has never been that way toward.

    Although I’m swept up in Dunhamania (yes, that was just coined by me right now), I do feel that one crucial component was not addressed: economic troubles and poor job markets. We never see Aura try for a job within her field and then failing that has to work as a hostess. The most that is shown in this regard is that her paycheck is dismally small. Without that, it feels less relevant to this particular troubled time and ignores a key problem of many recent graduates.

    This is actually the second feature film from Dunham. The first, Creative Nonfiction, is an extra. Made during her college years, it also stars Dunham and focuses on her character’s relationships with her friends while trying to come up with a story idea for a movie. The production values are certainly lower than Tiny Furniture, but some of the elements can be seen shaping up here. So too are they present in the four Dunham short films which are also extras. The other extras are Dunham’s introduction to Creative Nonfiction, a half hour conversation between her and Nora Ephron, an interview with Paul Schrader, the trailer for Tiny Furniture, and a booklet with an essay by critic Phillip Lopate.

    We’ll be seeing more of Dunham, as her TV show Girls (also with Kirke) will be on HBO soon. But Tiny Furniture shows that she has big screen magic in her, and her next effort there is greatly anticipated.

  • ‘Godzilla’ roars with Criterion Collection’s Blu-ray beautiful black-and-white

    Godzilla (Gojira) first trampled through Tokyo in 1954
    Godzilla (Gojira) first trampled through Tokyo in 1954

    Godzilla, the creature who was baptized in the fire of the H-bomb and survived. This film icon that’s crossed international and generational lines has been with us for nearly 60 years. Films, video games, television, and music videos inside Japan and out continue to draw inspiration from it. Now the 1954 film that started it all has been added to the Criterion Collection in a new digital restoration on DVD and Blu-ray.

    This film has no giant butterflies to contend with as later installments do. But what’s here is a very poignant statement on the dangers of nuclear proliferation, especially in regards to a nation that has suffered from it like no other.

    It all starts with a scene that not-so-subtly references the real-life Lucky Dragon No. 5 incident, in which America tested a hydrogen bomb in the Japanese seas while a fishing boat was in the vicinity (one of the crew eventually died from the radiation).  Another boat is sent out to investigate, and it too is destroyed. But not from the hydrogen bomb.

    Godzilla, a prehistoric creature who had been trapped beneath the ocean floor, is now freed by the blast. His rampage ultimately brings him to Tokyo, where the city is no match for the monster. The scenes that show the aftermath for the victims are very moving. If it wasn’t clear enough already whatGodzilla metaphorically represents, it comes through here.

    Godzilla
    Godzilla

    And yet, the character has an element of sympathy to him. After all, he was disturbed from his resting place and did nothing wrong in the first place for that to happen. His anger against humanity is justifiable, albeit misdirected. However, being the primitive animal he is, he was no way of knowing who truly is responsible and deserves his ferocity. He cannot distinguish good from evil, innocent from guilty; he attacks them all the same.  Much like a nuclear bomb, really.

    You may have noticed that I have Raymond Burr mentioned in the cast. He is the star of a reedit made for America called Godzilla, King of the Monsters!, which is included here as an extra. Scenes are taken from the original (except now dubbed) and events play out practically the same, but with added footage of Burr as an American reporter covering the story as it develops. Although the emotional impact is still present, this is by far inferior to the original film. Still, it’s nice to have here.

    Both films are given commentaries from David Kalat, a film historian who is the author of A Critical History and Filmography of Toho’s Godzilla Series. Other extras include interview segments, anywhere from 10 to 50 minutes, with star Akira Takarada, who plays Ogata; Haruo Nakajima, the actor in the Godzilla suit; Akira Ifukube, the score composer; special effects technicians Yoshio Irie (model builder) and Eizo Kaimai (Godzilla suit co-constructor); and film critic Tadao Sato. Also present are a featurette on the photographic effects introduced by effects director Koichi Kawakita and effects photographer Motoyoshi Tomioka, the illustrated audio essay The Unluckiest Dragon read by Greg Pflugfelder of Columbia University, and the trailers for both movies. Finally, there’s a booklet with an essay by critic J. Hoberman.

    Godzilla is much more than a mere monster movie. It will easily endure for 60 years more, and beyond.

  • ‘Straw Dogs’ remake cannot compare to Dustin Hoffman’s original

    ‘Straw Dogs’ remake cannot compare to Dustin Hoffman’s original

    Kate Bosworth in 'Straw Dogs' (2011)
    Kate Bosworth in ‘Straw Dogs’ (2011)

    In 1971, Straw Dogs starring Dustin Hoffman and Susan George and directed by Sam Peckinpah was released to much attention. Over 40 years, it has become a classic that stands as one of the finest achievements of the director and actors.

    Now it’s reduced to a torture porn cash-in by Rod Lurie, the idiot who decided that it needed to be remade.

    It pains me how disgraceful this movie is. It had such a solid basis to follow, but it betrays that foundation in the most critical of ways.

    David (James Marsden) and Amy Sumner (Kate Bosworth) head to her home in the rural town she grew up in so he can concentrate on his work. They soon hire a construction crew to work on the roof of the barn on the property. This crew is led by Charlie Venner (Alexander Skarsgard), Amy’s former boyfriend. Soon tensions rise, lust builds, and violence explodes.

    You’re probably thinking, “Yeah this is all in line, what’s the issue?” Well that’s pretty much all it gets right. Other than that it is a complete miss that shows no understanding of why major elements of the original were so vital.  It reminds me of The Last House on the Left in 2009 — another terrible remake where the mororns behind it proved that they entirely missed the point of Wes Craven’s film and the Ingmar Bergman original, The Virgin Spring.

    The first, and perhaps most crucial, mistake made is the change of setting. The original was set in the English countryside. This was extremely effective because when people think of places that seem dangerous, that one would be at the bottom of the list. So the point of the original is that evil exists everywhere, even where you assume it would never be.

    James Marsden and Kate Bosworth co-star in 2011’s 'Straw Dogs'
    James Marsden and Kate Bosworth co-star in 2011’s ‘Straw Dogs’

    And what does Lurie do? He sets it in the American Deep South. Rejoin me when you’re done facepalming.

    You can’t set something in movieland’s most dangerous place and then expect the audience to be shocked when bad stuff happens. We’ve seen DeliveranceSouthern ComfortThe Texas Chainsaw Massacre and its dozens of sequels, remakes, and rip-offs. The way Hollywood tells it, Middle Eastern warzones are safer. And the characters are so stereotypical that it’s ridiculous. A character says “we know our guns” in a conversation that isn’t at all about guns and the preacher asks his congregation in earnest to pray that the high school football team wins. I shit you not.

    The next problematic change is altering the profession of the main characters.

    Whereas the original David was a mathematician, this one is a screenwriter. Again the whole idea of it went over Lurie’s brainless head. The point wasn’t that his job wasn’t all that labor-intensive; it was that it signaled a high degree of intelligence and made him unrelatable to any of the other characters.

    Here though, the locals all love movies and TV shows, especially since this new Amy is now an actress. This is another huge problem, as it makes her and David have more in common. The original one was no rocket scientist, and at times one would wonder what she saw in him.

    Big problem #3 (or, what number am I on now?): the casting. Hoffman and George were not only great actors, but they were perfectly mismatched. A 13-year age gap already existed between them, and Hoffman looked older still. Plus George, as we might say today, was out of his league. Again, this made the audience wonder just what these two are doing together, and how this disparity will affect her interaction with Charlie.

    Marsden and Bosworth however are perfectly matched. Even though they are actually 10 years apart, it doesn’t show at all. They are exactly in each other’s league. In fact, they played a couple a few years ago in Superman Returns.  This reunion aspect really cheapens the movie, too. We don’t see David and Amy; we see Lois Lane and her boyfriend.

    Their performances aren’t much good either. Hoffman is certainly a tough act to follow, but Marsden falls far short. Bosworth doesn’t even speak with a southern accent (and there’s a really pathetic excuse why). And no, she does NOT do the nudity, which in the original was not gratuitous but visually essential for the scenes to have such a powerful effect. Bosworth dresses slutty practically the whole movie (something George did not do; she was alluring even in a sweater, jeans, and sneakers) but doesn’t do nudity. Go figure.

    For extras, the DVD and Blu Ray have a commentary from Lurie, four 4-7 minute featurettes, and trailers for other movies.

    This movie was a huge flop when it was released in theaters. Thank God for that. Everyone involved with this mockery of a cinematic landmark should be ashamed of themselves. Their travesty is a gigantic insult to the original, to viewers, and to the medium of film.

  • B-movie ‘Born Bad’ gets good grade

    Michael Welch stars in 'Born Bad'
    Michael Welch stars in ‘Born Bad’

    Born Bad is the product of quite an unusual union.

    The Asylum is a low-budget independent film (okay fine, B-movie) studio known for movies with former ‘80s teen idols fighting giant sea creatures. And their collaborator? Lifetime, equally as big a titan in the guilty pleasures field. However, this film is one I’m not ashamed to say was good.

    Airing on Lifetime months ago in a TV-friendly version, Born Bad is now on DVD and Blu Ray in its original uncensored form.

    Brooke Duncan (Bonnie Dennison) has moved to a new town with her father, Walter (David Chokachi), and stepmother, Katherine (Meredith Monroe). Having a step parent is bad enough but Katherine is expecting so that unnerves Brooke further.

    Hitting the town one night, she meets Denny (Michael Welch). He really seems to get her and offers a comfort for her to escape her feelings about home. But even there he charms them effortlessly, and is soon playing basketball with dad and fixing up stepmom’s car.

    However, we know better. The very first scene in the movie is of Denny raping and murdering a young woman (Amanda Ward). This is a hobby he keeps up even after he’s started going with Brooke. And with her, before long his friendly veneer begins to crack. Katherine, exercising her stepmaternal instincts, becomes concerned and starts to do some digging. Of course what she finds is far from good news, and the stage is set for his depraved nature to come out in full force.

    This is something rougher and grimmer than what usually seems to run on Lifetime. Had I seen this without knowing where it came from, I don’t think I would’ve made the connection. Yet at the same time it feels right for it. At the heart of the story is the relationship between Brooke and Katherine. Brooke starts out very cold to her and unwilling to give her a chance. But as the movie progresses and she sees that Katherine really does care for her – if putting your life on the line doesn’t show that, then what does? – Brooke finds that she can start caring for her, too.

    Writer/director Jared Cohn was wise to clue the viewer in to Denny from the start as opposed to trying to keep his true personality hidden as so many of these kinds of movies do. Showing events from his side lets us know just what he is capable of and the path that Brooke is seemingly heading toward. I’d even say some of the wickedness he shows is more than he does in the end. Had the movie only told the story from Brooke’s perspective, a lot of the tension would have been removed and the audience would not get to see the real Denny.

    It was nice to see Monroe and Dennison star in this, particularly the former. I became familiar with her through appearances in notable episodes of Masters of Horror and Cold Case, and she delivers solid work here too. Dennison I did not know of before this, but I definitely do now.

    The extras are a making of featurette, a gag reel, the trailer, and trailers for other movies.

    Born Bad is a standout for both The Asylum and Lifetime. One request for next time: Maureen McCormick as a woman trying to improve her relationship with her family, and fighting against a massive man-of-war.

  • ‘Island of Lost Souls’ still retains its power to horrify

    ‘Island of Lost Souls’ still retains its power to horrify

    Kathleen Burke in 'Island of Lost Souls'
    Kathleen Burke in ‘Island of Lost Souls’

    The early 1930s is thought of as the golden age of horror films, and for good reason. This was the era that gave us DraculaFrankensteinDr. Jekyll and Mr. HydeMFreaksVampyr, and King Kong. And now thanks to the Criterion Collection, Island of Lost Souls officially makes its way to DVD and Blu Ray for the very first time.

    A highly controversial film for its time – it was banned in Britain for decades – Island of Lost Soulshas still retained its power to horrify. The story is better known by the H. G. Wells novel the film is adapted from: The Island of Dr. Moreau. Shipwrecked Edward Parker (Richard Arlen) is picked up by a boat delivering animals to a mysterious island. After clashing with the captain (Stanley Fields), he is stranded on the island after they dock. Montgomery (Arthur Hohl), who he earlier met as a passenger on the ship, guides him to his employer and owner of the island, Dr. Moreau (Charles Laughton).

    Bela Lugosi in 'Island of Lost Souls'
    Bela Lugosi in ‘Island of Lost Souls’

    Already things seem peculiar to Parker, such as the strange looking natives. These, it is soon revealed, are not natives at all, but beast men. Kept in line by the Sayer of the Law (Bela Lugosi) – the law being the code in place for them to abide by — they are the creations of the doctor through experimentations with animals. And Dr. Moreau has use for Parker with regards to his female specimen, Lota the Pather Woman (Kathleen Burke).

    The novel was made into film twice more, in 1977 with Burt Lancaster and, most infamously, in 1996 with Marlon Brando (winning a Razzie for his performance). ButIsland of Lost Souls is certainly the best of them.

    Everything about this tale to get right is achieved. Dread certainly pervades, but the deeper themes – concerning the dangers of scientific ambition, what it means to be human, playing God, etc. – are there as well. The cast is extraordinary; Laughton and Lugosi followers will be very pleased and Arlen is quite strong in his part. And the makeup, while surely eclipsed by today’s standards, still holds up well enough and creates some very believable beast men.

    Kathleen Burke and Richard Arlen in 'Island of Lost Souls'
    Kathleen Burke and Richard Arlen in ‘Island of Lost Souls’

    The extras consist of an audio commentary by film historian Gregory Mank; a 20 minute conversation concerning the film between director John Landis, makeup artist Rick Baker, and horror expert Bob Burns; an interview with horror film historian David J. Skal; an interview with director Richard Stanley, who was originally the director of the 1996 film but was fired early into production (and yes, he addresses the story about him returning to set disguised in costume as an extra to observe); interviews with Mark Mothersbaugh and Gerald Casale of the band Devo on the inspiration they took from the film; Devo’s 10 minute short In the Beginning Was the End: The Truth About De-Evolution; a still gallery; the theatrical trailer; and a booklet featuring an essay by Christine Smallwood.

    Fans of horror, science fiction, and classic films would do themselves a great favor in checking out Island of Lost Souls. It is one of the standouts of the golden age and still a very effective display of terror and thought. It’s because of stories like this that make Wells’ legacy as a literary icon much well-deserved.

  • ‘Secrets in the Walls’ only worth watching for Jeri Ryan

    ‘Secrets in the Walls’ only worth watching for Jeri Ryan

    Jeri Ryan in 'Secrets in the Walls'
    Jeri Ryan in ‘Secrets in the Walls’

    A family moves into a new home, which seems like an improvement from where they last lived. It doesn’t take too long after that for someone, most likely one of the children, to realize there are things going bump in the night. The protagonist character is skeptical but decides to do some digging and discovers that these strange events have some connection to a cold case crime from long ago. Then it’s up to our hero, possibly with the assistance of someone who dabbles in the supernatural, to set the wrongs of the past right and make the home a happy place again.

    That’s the basic layout for your typical haunted house movie, isn’t it? And it’s how one would describe Secrets in the Walls to a T. Airing last year on Lifetime and now on DVD, this movie doesn’t reinvent the wheel or push the envelope. It does however have some solid acting work from its stars.

    Rachel Easton (Jeri Ryan) manages to land a cushy job at a doctor’s office not very close to her cramped apartment, so it makes sense for her to move somewhere nearby. She finds a good deal on a house and moves in with her two daughters: teenager Lizzie (Kay Panabaker) and the younger Molly (Peyton List). The latter shows some signs of psychic ability, like being able to predict when a phone is about to ring. So of course, she’s the one who first senses something is amiss. After a while, the other two begin to suspect things too. Rachel takes initiative by going through some old newspaper articles and talking to her co-worker friend Belle (Marianne Jean-Baptiste), an expert in the paranormal.

    Kay Panabaker in 'Secrets in the Walls'
    Kay Panabaker in ‘Secrets in the Walls’

    To its credit, the movie does try to throw in a surprise plot twist at the end. The event where the movie could have ended is but a lead up to what will provide the real struggle. And thank goodness for that, since it’s in the final act that there’s the most tension and excitement. Before that we know weird stuff is going down, but it doesn’t really seem all that threatening, like the family is in any legitimate danger. That all said however, this twist is added in a tacked-on kind of way. There was no reason why any hint of it could not have been given earlier on.

    But the actresses are impressive. I’m surprised that Ryan hasn’t had more leading roles instead of being confined to supporting characters (even if they are pretty memorable like Seven of Nine). In this part she exudes much charm and warmth but also strength and determination. She carries the movie well and ought to be given more chances in the lead. Also standing out well are Panabaker and List, who with Ryan form a totally believable family.

    There are no extras aside from two trailers that play before the menu comes up.

    An exceptional haunted house movie is not to be found here. But what is present is a decent one that will satisfy fans of Ryan. Maybe the genre in general is just getting tired out. How about some other buildings get haunted for a change, like a barbershop or used car dealership?

  • ‘Raising Hope’ stays funny – even with a baby

    FOX sitcom, 'Raising Hope'
    FOX sitcom, ‘Raising Hope’

    Fox’s sitcom Raising Hope has become the latest sleeper hit that’s beginning to waken up. On the heels of the start of the second season comes the DVD release of the first.

    Early 20s Jimmy Chance (Lucas Neff) is a single father to baby Hope (twins Baylie and Rylie Cregut). This happens when mother Lucy (Bijou Phillips), a serial killer, is sent to the electric chair. He lives with his father Burt (Garret Dillahunt) and his mother Virginia (Martha Plimpton), who all live in the house of Virginia’s grandmother Maw Maw (Cloris Leachman). Having had Jimmy when they were teenagers, Burt and Virginia didn’t know what they were doing in bringing him up. But they agree to help him.

    The obstacles? Money is a big one. To support their “lower lower lower middle class” household, Burt is a pool cleaner and Virginia is a maid. Jimmy worked with his father but eventually becomes employed as a bagger at the local grocery store to get closer to friend and fellow employee Sabrina (Shannon Woodward). Although she already has a boyfriend and is seemingly oblivious to his feelings, Jimmy isn’t deterred.

    Garret Dillahunt and Martha Plimpton manage the craziness of 'Raising Hope'
    Garret Dillahunt and Martha Plimpton manage the craziness of ‘Raising Hope’

    Anyway, it should probably go without saying that no one in this family, not even straight man Jimmy, is particularly intelligent. To give an example, every time Burt tries to think hard, the only thing he can think of is the word “think.” And Maw Maw’s absent-mindedness induced seemingly by Alzheimer’s doesn’t make things any easier for them. At times she is harder for them to handle than Hope!

    In the episodes this season, the Chances deal with family secrets, sex offender charges, obsessively germ-proofing the house, Virginia’s hoarding habit, and sleep training. Plus special holiday episodes for Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas.

    The strength of the show lies in the actors assembled. Plimpton and Leachman received Emmy nominations for this season and fully deserve them. Dillahunt and Woodward are hilarious too, respectively giving off some vibes of Will Arnett and Ellen Page. And although he’s surrounded by scene-stealers, Neff manages to hold his own.

    And while this all may seem to be far from your grandparents’ shows, the episodes still manage to end with some morals and lessons to be learned. Messages about family, success, and dreams are communicated as we get to see the Chances grow from their experiences. The double meaning of the show’s title comes fully through.

    There are some dumb inconsistencies that bug me though. Jimmy’s exact age is probably the biggest one. We learn that Virginia had him at 15 and is currently 39, which would make him 24. But in a flashback to five years ago, he turns 18, which would make him 22 in earlier episodes and 23 thereafter.

    Guest stars include Jason Lee as an aged rock star, Amy Sedaris as Virginia’s cousin, Brandon T. Jackson as a fellow single father who befriends Jimmy, J.K. Simmons as Burt’s brother, Mary Lynn Rajskub as a polygamist with multiple husbands, and Ethan Suplee and Jaime Pressly as dysfunctional neighbors.

    Extras are the original unaired pilot, an extended version of the season finale, 20 minutes of deleted scenes, commentary on the pilot, a featurette on the babies who play Hope, a making of on the season finale, a gag reel, and a collection of Virginia’s funniest scenes.

    In one episode, Burt says, “TV shows about babies never last more than a year.”Raising Hope has made it through that time and will Hope-fully be on for years to come.

  • ‘Malibu Shark Attack’ is a poor man’s ‘Shark Night 3D’

    Is that supposed to be a shark in 'Malibu Shark Attack'? Apparently
    Is that supposed to be a shark in ‘Malibu Shark Attack’? Apparently

    Last summer’s tail end saw the piranhas, but this one belongs to the sharks. Presumably to capitalize on the buzz from Shark Night 3DMalibu Shark Attack has finally found its way to DVD. Made for television and airing on the Syfy channel two years ago, ARC has put the film out as part of the Maneater line.

    This movie, which I think can be best described asJaws meets Baywatch meets Hurricane Katrina, succeeds a bit in being an entertaining diversion, but suffers from some key problems, ones that even the most casual viewers will find.

    It’s not a good day at the beach. First an underwater earthquake releases a horde of goblin sharks, a prehistoric species long thought to have been extinct (this is actually a real species but the IUCN believes it is not in danger of extinction). There probably wasn’t much food where they were trapped, but that’s what humans are for.

    However, not long into their chomping spree, the weather takes a dramatic turn. A tsunami hits and the area is mostly evacuated. That is, except for our core cast. Mostly consisting of lifeguards, they take shelter in the lookout shack, which soon becomes half submerged in the risen water level. The sharks, attracted by some blood that spilled from a leg injury, move in on them, bashing away at the structure.

    These parts of the movie, the first two acts, is where it is at its best. It has a fun enough set up (those dumb parasailers pretty much always get what’s coming to them, don’t they?) and then creates a tension-filled situation that sustains interest. But in the third act, where they move beyond the shack, it all falls apart. It’s hard to tell what exactly is meant to be the end goal and what apparently serves as the climax achieves no such effect. Factoring into both is the fact that they inexplicably seem to know exactly how many sharks there are.

    The sharks by the way are CGI, and equally curious is that a few of the shots are constantly recycled throughout the film. The most infamous in particular is the shark swimming toward the camera. I really want to believe this was done on purpose as a gag, but it doesn’t really seem so.

    But of course the humans don’t just cower, they fight too. This is where some pretty cool ways of killing are seen. Ever wanted to see a chainsaw taken to a shark? That’s here. And it’s always great to have lead actress Peta Wilson, who plays the veteran lifeguard Heather, in action. Here she’s more part of a team than the one-woman shows she’s given in the past, but her presence is still very welcome.

    Nothing special of any kind is on the DVD.

    This is in no way one of the best killer fish movies out there, but should at the very least provide a decent fix for those looking forward to Shark Night 3D. Hopefully Wilson and the goblin sharks will have some better projects representing them soon.