Category: Reviews

  • ‘Bullet to the Head’ will leave you scratching yours

    ‘Bullet to the Head’ will leave you scratching yours

    66-year-old Sylvester Stallone still looks bad ass
    66-year-old Sylvester Stallone still looks bad ass

    The first thing a frequent moviegoer will think upon exiting the auditorium after seeing Bullet to the Head is “didn’t I just see a movie with this basic plot device?”  That’s because they probably just did, when they saw Broken City.  The scheme being orchestrated by the main bad guy is the same in both films.

    The main difference here is that the star isn’t a former cop turned private dick.  “Jimmy Bobo” (Stallone) is a lifelong lowlife who kills people for a living.  He’s pretty good at it, although he’s done a few stints in the gray bar hotel.  As the movie opens Jimmy and his partner “Louis” kill an ex-cop turned druggie in New Orleans .  But when they go to collect the other half of their pay, “Keegan” (Momoa) kills Louis and was going to kill Jimmy but Jimmy gets away.  Knowing that he’s been double-crossed, Jimmy vows to find out who hired him and take them out.  All the way out.

    Sung Kang with Sylvester Stallone in 'Bullet to the Head'
    Sung Kang with Sylvester Stallone in ‘Bullet to the Head’

    The dead ex-cop turns out to be the ex-partner of a Washington DC cop named “Taylor Kwon” (Kang) who is in town looking into the death.  Turns out that the dead ex-cop had been blackmailing a local crime boss named “Robert Nokomo Morel” (Akinnuoye-Agbaje).  His lawyer is a drunk named “Marcus” (Slater) and Keegan is working for him.  Keegan is a former mercenary who kills as much for pleasure as for the money he earns doing it.

    Kwon locates Jimmy and convinces him that they should team-up to find out who killed their dead partners.  Of course he makes it clear that the minute they’re done he’s going to bust Jimmy, because that’s his job.  The unlikely pair go on a tour of the underbelly of the Big Easy’s criminal community and try to unravel the mystery of who is trying to kill Jimmy.  And Kwon, when it becomes clear they are working together.

    Sarah Shahi add sex appeal to 'Bullet to the Head'
    Sarah Shahi add sex appeal to ‘Bullet to the Head’

    All the clichés are here.  Crooked cops.  Crooked lawyers.  Shoot-outs.  Fights, hand to hand and of course the climactic scene involving axes between Keegan and Jimmy that was overexposed in the film’s trailer.  It just doesn’t work well.  Kang and Stallone aren’t a good pair to begin with.  In spite of Stallone’s rapidly approaching 67th birthday, he is still in freakishly good shape and Bullet to the Head makes him out to be as strong, fast and skilled at killing as anyone else he confronts.  He’s also shown to be pretty savvy, even if he doesn’t understand smartphones or Google.  Kang is just not up to matching wits or screen-time with Stallone, and the uneven pairing is damaging to what might have been an okay movie.  Sarah Shahi is gorgeous and makes great eye-candy, but she isn’t believable as Stallone’s daughter/former med school student/tattoo artist.

    Jason Mamoa goes bad in 'Bullet to the Head'
    Jason Mamoa goes bad in ‘Bullet to the Head’

    Worse yet, the killings are poorly done.  Almost everyone who gets shot in this film manages to survive the first few wounds to the chest or elsewhere until the ‘bullet to the head’ kills them instantly.  Momoa is a giant of a man who looks like he’d crush Stallone with little effort, adding to the difficulty in believing they are somewhat evenly matched.

    This isn’t an awful movie and Walter Hill has done his best with a mismatched pair of leads and poorly written material.  Wait for the Blu-ray.

  • ‘Warm Bodies’ hits just the right temperature

    ‘Warm Bodies’ hits just the right temperature

    Nicholas Hoult ('R') and Teresa Palmer ('Julie') in 'Warm Bodies'
    Nicholas Hoult (‘R’) and Teresa Palmer (‘Julie’) in Warm Bodies

    Warm Bodies is a zombie film.  Warm Bodies is a romantic comedy.  Can you make a zom-rom-com? Jonathan Levine sure can and he did it very, very well.  Starring Nicholas Hoult as “R”, a zombie who can only remember that his first name started with that letter, and Teresa Palmer as “Julie”, the girl he will ultimately fall in love with.

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    R is part of a group of ‘corpses’ who live at the abandoned airport adjacent to a major, unnamed city.  There was some kind of cataclysmic event and most of the people are dead.  Those who were infected by whatever created the zombies shuffle around and try to find humans to eat.  When the corpses reach a certain point, they peel away their flesh and become “boneys” and no longer have any semblance of or connection to humanity.

    'R' plods on through the pouring rain
    ‘R’ plods on through the pouring rain

    R and his friend “M” (Rob Corrdry) communicate, sort of.  They grunt at each other.  But when they decide to go out and find some flesh, something happens.  They encounter Julie, her boyfriend “Perry” (Dave Franco) and other teens who are out gathering medical supplies.  They were sent out by the leader of the group of humans who have taken refuge in an area that’s blocked off by a great big wall.  They carry guns and know that the zombies, corpse and boney alike, can only be stopped with a shot to the head.

    R, M and other corpses find the teens and kill most of them.  R himself eats Perry and in consuming his brains gets access to Perry’s memories.  As a result he rescues Julie and takes her to a safe place, his home.  He resides in an abandoned airplane where he has accumulated an amazing collection of ‘stuff’.  Julie is amazed that R can communicate at all and is intrigued and curious about him.  Julie’s connection with R has started changes within the corpses and there’s no telling where these changes will stop.  Meanwhile, her father, “General Grigio” wants her back and is concerned that the humans are becoming too outnumbered by their zombie pursuers.  How he will deal with this, the changes in the corpses and the reaction of the boneys provide for a very entertaining final act and conclusion.

    Levine, working with cinematographer Javier Aguirresarobe, production designer Martin Whist and set decorator Suzanne Cloutier have created an amazing post-apocalyptic, dystopian backdrop for a zombie love story.  Zombie purists will whine that Levine has violated some of the “rules” about zombies in this film genre but they should just chill.  This is a film that’s funny, poignant and manages to make relevant social commentary without beating you over the head with the messages.

    The writer/director has a cameo appearance near the end of the movie, but not as a corpse.  He said “I was tempted to zombiefy myself but in the end decided it would take too long.  It was tempting though.”

    Nicholas Hoult and Teresa Palmer have just the right chemistry for a romance between a corpse that’s becoming human and a human who is getting back in touch with her humanity after suffering some very painful losses.  Rob Corddry rocks his role as “M” and John Malkovich makes a fine, troubled leader.

  • ‘Quartet’ makes sweet music

    ‘Quartet’ makes sweet music

    Billy Connolly, Maggie Smith, Tom Courtenay and Pauline Collins co-star in Dustin Hoffman's 'Quartet'
    Billy Connolly, Maggie Smith, Tom Courtenay and Pauline Collins co-star in Dustin Hoffman’s ‘Quartet’

    I’m pretty sure we’ve seen as much of Maggie Smith as we have of Matthew McConaughey and Channing Tatum within the last year.

    No, I don’t mean physically – she won’t be doing any stripteases at Highclere Castle or force-feeding anyone fried chicken in a provocative way, but between Downton Abbey, The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, and Quartet, audiences are either being treated to multiple turns by the grand dame or being introduced to one of the great actresses of stage and screen for the first time. Either way, it’s a treat. But for those who have seen Ms. Smith at her best – namely, playing Jean Brodie, Lettice Douffet, Judith Hearne, and Diana Nichols – Quartet, a lovely, if uncomplicated adaptation of the Ronald Harwood play, will cause viewers to wish for another vehicle that would really let the actress strut her stuff. Smith, who once also starred in James Ivory’s 1981 film, Quartet, is back, but playing a different Jean in a different Quartet altogether.

    Quartet takes place at Beecham House, a gorgeous British retirement home for musical artists that still only looks like it would fit within one wing of Downton (Andrew McAlpine is the production designer). Beecham is the current home to such aging talents as the hedonistic but caring Wilf (Billy Connolly), the more conservative and sensitive Reggie (Tom Courtenay), and Cissy (Pauline Collins), a simple woman facing dementia. All of them once performed as part of a famous opera quartet, known for their rendition of Verdi’s “Rigoletto.”

    Conflict, of a sort, comes in two forms: first, with the arrival of Jean Horton (Smith), a diva who was the front woman, if you will, of said quartet and who has distanced herself from the others since they stopped performing together. Their relationship has been complicated by the fact that her brief marriage to Reggie did not end well. Secondly, like everywhere else in the world, Beecham House is low on funds and threatening to close. Members of the retirement home decide to present a fundraising concert, of which a reunited quarter performance of “Rigoletto” would be the highlight. Jean, of course, declines the offer, afraid of reconnecting further with Reggie and exposing her now impoverished voice (all singing is heard but not seen).

    It’s wonderful seeing these truly excellent actors together and thriving – Quartet also features Michael Gambon in a minor role – but therein lays one of the main problems with Harwood’s script. This isn’t a fair depiction of old age. These wealthy sexagenarians and septuagenarians are fit and largely healthy. Even Cissy’s memory loss is played more daffiness than a serious degenerative disorder. Information on these characters’ lives is rather slim. We have to wait to near the end of Quartet to get any elucidation of Jean and Reggie’s cloudy marriage and divorce, and it is never explained how the two managed to never see each for decades while still traveling within the small, incestuous world of opera.

    Quartet should also be significant as it marks the directorial debut of 75-year-old Dustin Hoffman. It’s surprising then, that a performer known for starring in scenes of intimacy incredibly potent (The Graduate, Midnight Cowboy, Marathon Man, Tootsie) creates such flat terrain. The stakes are ultimately very low, lovely as it is to see this sterling ensemble. However, Hoffman is clearly an actor’s director, allowing cinematographer John de Borman to linger on each of his actors longer and tighter than scenes require. Smith is wonderful, though she is stuck within the entitled fussiness of Jean’s confines; a repressed Courtenay, seething with hurt and wounded pride, is also fantastic. Quartet also serves as a loving tribute to many real-life musical performers, including soprano Gwyneth Jones, who get a touching shout-out in the film’s closing credits. It’s just that this movie so veddy veddy clean. It never hits the highs and lows of a real opera. Thanks to its onscreen talent, though, Quartet remains a sight to be seen, if not necessarily heard.

  • ‘Parker’ is as advertised: Action-packed

    ‘Parker’ is as advertised: Action-packed

    Jason Statham is a man of action in 'Parker'
    Jason Statham is a man of action in ‘Parker’

    There is something very familiar about the title character of Parker as portrayed by Jason Statham.  That is because we’ve seen this character before.  In the past however, he didn’t have the name “Parker”.

    In Payback he was called Porter and Mel Gibson had the role.  Over 40 years ago in Point Blank, he was called Walker and played by Lee Marvin.  All three of these movies more were based on novels written by Donald E. Westlake about a man named Parker.  Now, for the first time, one of his works has come to the big screen and the character uses the name he was given by the original author.

    “Parker” is a thief but he has scruples, rules and standards.  He gets offered a chance at a big score by his friend “Hurley” (Nick Nolte), but it means working with a guy named “Melander” (Michael Chiklis) and his crew of three.  The score involves stealing roughly $1 million from the Ohio State Fair and the well-planned job should have gone off without a hitch.  When “Ross” (Clifton Collins Jr.) doesn’t do what he was supposed to do, where he was supposed to do it, there are problems.

    Those problems magnify when Melander won’t give Parker his split from the job, because he needs it for his next score.  Which he promises will deliver $2 million to Parker.  Parker doesn’t care.  He wants his money so he can walk away.  There’s a fight and they end up leaving Parker by the side of the road, convinced he is dead.  But he isn’t.  He survives and plans to get even while stealing the proceeds of the next score in the process.

    Jennifer Lopez helps out Jason Statham in 'Parker'
    Jennifer Lopez helps out Jason Statham in ‘Parker’

    All he needs to do is find out what that next score is. The story then moves to Miami, where Parker finds himself teamed up with a local real estate agent named “Leslie Rodgers” (Jennifer Lopez). She agrees to help, but wants a cut of the money. Parker soon runs afoul of the mob, and must dodge bullets and Melander’s goons if he wants the big score.

    Jason Statham, thus far, has been a one-character-type actor and that’s just fine.  He delivers that character with excellence every time out.  He does his own stunts, makes the most of any nuances within this character that’s available and manages to do all of that in a very suave manner.  As for Jennifer Lopez, this is by far her best performance on-screen since 1998’s Out of Sight.  Michael Chiklis can play bad guys effectively in his sleep and Nick Nolte is perfect as Parker’s friend and mentor.

    This was Taylor Hackford’s first foray into the action genre and it was an excellent choice to debut with.  Armed with an excellent adaptation of Westlake’s novel by screenwriter John J. McLaughlin, and excellent casting, Hackford has delivered another ‘tight’ film that holds the audience’s attention throughout.  Hopefully this is not the last of the “Parker” films with these principals involved in production.

  • Thrills in ‘Mama’ are all relative

    Thrills in ‘Mama’ are all relative

    Jessica Chastain goes sexy punk in 'Mama'
    Jessica Chastain goes sexy punk in ‘Mama’

    What makes a thriller good? Is it ingenuity or number of scares? Mama, directed by Andrés Muschietti, dips into the supernatural while still gripping onto such familiar umbrella areas as scary houses and unpredictable children. It’s no fright fest, but it is, for a long time, an intriguing domestic parable. As an exercise in the genre, Mama doesn’t completely redefine its core, but it stretches it to a more limber stage.

    In its infant stage, Mama was a mere three-minute Spanish-language short film shot by Muschietti. Half a decade later, Muschietti, along with Neil Cross and wife Barbara Muschietti, have embellished their baby and raised it to feature-length level, and have even steeped it a bit more into the modern world.

    It starts out with finance guy Jeff (Game of Thrones’ Nikolaj Coster-Waldau), who, burdened by the current economic collapse, kills his business partners and estranged wife. He spirits his two daughters, Victoria (Megan Charpentier) and Lilly (Isabelle Nélisse), into the snowy woods, to a cabin where he plans to off both them and himself. Plans go awry, however, and Jeff’s destitute artist twin brother Lucas (also Coster-Waldau) spends the next five years searching for his missing nieces.

    The girls, now and eight and six years old, are discovered, in a feral, pre-pubescent Nell state. The trauma psychologist assigned to them, Dr. Gerald Dreyfus (Daniel Kash), wants to observe the young girls’ behavior, and he helps enable custody for Lucas and his punk-rock girlfriend Annabel (Jessica Chastain, proving there is no genre nor character type to which she will condescend), completely lacking in maternal instinct, despite the pleas of the girls’ Aunt Jean (Jane Moffat). Though Lucas, who admits that his nieces are the most important thing to him, is pleased by his new role as surrogate father, his new role provides a greater windfall: a house for this new family to dwell in suburban Virginia.

    The frights are formulaic in 'Mama'
    The frights are formulaic in ‘Mama’

    However, just as there are no free rides or free lunches, Lucas’ and Annabel’s new house comes at a steep price as well. These children, as young as they are, also come with plenty of baggage.

    You see, the girls have been protected in the cabin by an oblique, spectral force to whom they refer as “Mama,” and though the audience is aware throughout the film, Lucas and Annabel gradually become of aware of Mama’s presence in their house. (One extended shot, in particular, involving Annabel performing the mundane task of laundry, is both a nice example of genre goosing, playful humor, and cinematic prowess – with special credit to director of photography Antonio Riestra). Mama (voiced by Moffat, and created through a combination of live action footage starring the tall Javier Botet and CGI) ), is not necessarily a benevolent figure, however, and soon the onus falls on Annabel to protect young Victoria and Lilly.

    It is in this respect that Mama hearkens back to such thrillers as The Exorcist, Rosemary’s Baby and the first three installments of the Alien trilogy, with hints of The Ring, Repulsion, Insidious and, naturally, Poltergeist (Lucas and co. are distant filmic cousins of the Freeling family). Muschietti applies all the fears of motherhood in Mama – the selfless protectiveness, the fear of the secrets children may keep – and makes them even more specific to the role of the stepmother, forced to care for young ones whose lives are a mystery and who do not instantly take to her. Chastain, hiding under a Pookie Adams fright wig, charts Annabel’s transition from self-absorbed rock chick (the punk thing pushes credibility) to self-sacrificing mother tiger with as much latitude as the film provides her, which is not an unlimited amount. It would be a reach to ascribe too much layering to Annabel. More memorable are Charpentier and Nélisse, who actually evoke genuine sadness.

    Formulaic as they may be, these later moments benefit from psychological credibility and strengthen Mama. It’s the movie’s supposedly scary scenes that are subpar. While Muschietti displays a clear amount of horror know-how and has cribbed from various influences, he hasn’t taken a note from Steven Spielberg’s less-is-more approach in Jaws (done by necessity to deal with a malfunctioning fake shark) and E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (more strategically done to gradually reveal an unfamiliar creature). We see too much of Mama too early, as occurs in Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark (both of which were executive produced by horror auteur du jour Guillermo Del Toro), and she begins to lack currency in the scare market. Additionally, Cross’ and the Muschiettis’ plotting lacks finesse. The characters in peril are obvious, so when comeuppances arrive, reactions are neutral at best. And despite Michelle Conroi’s nimble editing, there are very few cuts that will elicit a shriek from the viewer.

    Mama is best as an accessible piece of meat-and-potatoes entertainment about the state of the family; those in search of a winter chill will have to look elsewhere.

  • ‘The Last Stand’ is worth sitting down for

    ‘The Last Stand’ is worth sitting down for

    Arnold Scharzenegger is Sheriff Ray Owens in 'The Last Stand'
    Arnold Scharzenegger is Sheriff Ray Owens in ‘The Last Stand’

    Some movies should have a sign hung over the doorway that read, in big bold letters, “suspend disbelief before entry”.  The Last Stand is one such movie. While the action is a bit over the top, the comedy is able to generate laughs where desired and the audience gets the fun romp that is expected; the basic story and plot elements are just ridiculous.

    Arnold is a former big-time narcotics, elite/unit detective from the LAPD who took on the much easier life of being sheriff in the small town of Sommerton, Arizona.  Turns out that there is a narrow canyon near his town that could be a spot to cross the border into Mexico if someone were to erect a “combat bridge” across the canyon.  Since there’s a Mexican drug cartel leader in jail in Las Vegas, about to be moved to Federal Death Row and he wants to go back home, a plot is afoot to break him out of the custody of the FBI.

    Special Agent in Charge “John Bannister” (Forest Whitaker) is in charge of the operation.  Naturally someone’s leaked info to the bad guys and soon the cartel leader, “Gabriel Cortez” (Eduardo Noriega), is heading for the border in a stolen prototype sports car.  Since he was a professional race car driver, this is a method of escape that appears to make sense.

    Jaimie Alexander fights alongside Schwarzenegger in 'The Last Stand'
    Jaimie Alexander fights alongside Schwarzenegger in ‘The Last Stand’

    But somehow Sheriff “Ray Owens” figures out where Cortez is heading and gives this information to Bannister.  He tries to send in help for Owens and his tiny force of deputies but that isn’t going to happen.  In the end it will be the Sheriff, two of his three deputies and a prisoner who happens to have military experience who joins the ragtag crew about to stand off against the cartel’s gunners.  Oh yes, we can’t forget about “Lewis Dinkum” (Johnny Knoxville).  He’s the local crazy character who happens to have a museum of weapons that includes some serious firepower.

    The action is intense, bordering on silly.  Thugs are blown up or shot up while inflicting a huge amount of damage on the town’s cars, buildings and other things along the main drag.  How so many bullets could be fired by so few deputies without anyone getting seriously injured is a question best left ignored.

    Arnold was a pretty good action hero in his day, and he’s still not bad, but he’s only a shadow of the man who brought the “Terminator” to life.  Guzman and Knoxville generate plenty of laughs and Noriega makes an excellent villain.  The laughs and the parts of the action that works help make what could have been a boring flick into one that’s fun.

    And that’s the word for The Last Stand:  Fun.

  • ‘Gangster Squad’ looks great, but lacks substance

    ‘Gangster Squad’ looks great, but lacks substance

    Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling in a scene from 'Gangster Squad'
    Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling in a scene from ‘Gangster Squad’

    The old TV shows Dragnet always ended with the narrator saying “the story you’ve just seen is true.  The names were changed to protect the innocent.”  When it comes to Gangster Squad, parts of the story are true.  There really was a Gangster Squad in Los Angeles in the late 1940s, there really was a mobster named Mickey Cohen, and there were LAPD sergeants named Jack O’Mara and Jerry Wooters.

    Sean Penn plays Mickey Cohen, a former professional boxer who became a mob enforcer and who is now trying to dominate the crime scene in L.A.  One of the most famous LAPD police chiefs ever, Bill Parker (Nick Nolte, playing the man for whom the LAPD headquarters is named) decides Cohen can’t be allowed to continue in the direction he is going.  He calls in Sergeant O’Mara (Josh Brolin) and tells him to “wage war” on Cohen and his goons.  O’Mara assembles a group consisting of Wooters (Ryan Gosling), “Coleman Harris” (Anthony Mackie), “Conway Keeler” (Giovanni Ribisi), “Navidad Ramirez” (Michael Pena) and “Max “Flea” Kennard” (Robert Patrick).   They all agree to leave their badges at home and to do whatever it takes to put Cohen out of business.

    Sean Penn gets gun crazy in 'Gangster Squad'
    Sean Penn gets gun crazy in ‘Gangster Squad’

    Complicating matters is that Cohen’s girlfriend, “Grace Faraday” (Emma Stone), is also sleeping with Wooters and they both know that if Mickey ever finds out about their affair, he will “plant both of them”, just another noir metaphor for kill and bury.

    Visually, Gangster Squad captures the look of 1949 Los Angeles, right down to the Hollywoodland sign that overlooked Southern California back then.  The cars, the business signage, everything looks true to the time. The problem is there is nothing original here, and the other “gangster” films that director Ruben Fleischer and screenwriter Will Beall used as inspiration are honestly much better.  There are echos of The Untouchables, L.A. Confidential and more and sadly, Gangster Squad suffers by comparison.

    Worse yet, the boatload of talent assembled in the film’s cast don’t have a lot to do with the material at hand because the real stars of this film are action, violence, bullets and corpses.  Sean Penn is one of the finest actors of his generation but here he’s over the top.  In fact with one exception, the actors are solid, but not spectacular.  The exception is Josh Brolin who is perfect as the taciturn but totally committed veteran of WWII, Jack O’Mara.  He loves his wife Connie (Mireille Enos) deeply and wants nothing more than to spend his off-hours with her.  But his war experiences have left him as a man who needs to learn how to live in a world free from combat.  It’s a fine performance.  It’s what brings this from a rating of two stubs up to three.

  • It isn’t NYC that needs repair in ‘Broken City’ – it’s the script

    It isn’t NYC that needs repair in ‘Broken City’ – it’s the script

    Russell Crowe, Mark Wahlberg and Jeffrey Wright in the mayor's office in a scene from 'Broken City'
    Russell Crowe, Mark Wahlberg and Jeffrey Wright in the mayor’s office in a scene from ‘Broken City’

    For nearly ten years now there is a “black list” published annually in Hollywood.  It supposedly contains the best “unproduced” scripts out there.  Broken City was on this list for several years until it finally escaped from “development hell” … but perhaps it should have been left there.

    Broken City is a story that is so formulaic it belongs on a chalkboard in a chemistry class rather than on the big screen.

    Russell Crowe is “Nicholas ‘Nicky’ Hostetler”, the mayor of New York City.  When the film opens, NYPD detective “Billy Taggart” (Mark Wahlberg) is in the aftermath of a shooting he was involved in.  New evidence comes to light just before the judge is about to rule that there isn’t a case to be made against him, but the Mayor and “Chief Carl Fairbanks” (Jeffrey Wright) of the NYPD decide this evidence isn’t going to see the light of day.  Taggart’s days as a cop are over.  His crime was shooting the man who avoided prosecution for raping and killing a woman on a technicality.

    Catherine Zeta-Jones stars in 'Broken City'
    Catherine Zeta-Jones stars in ‘Broken City’

    Seven years later, Taggart is a struggling private investigator and living with his girlfriend “Natalie Barrow” (Natalie Martinez), who happens to be the sister of the victim of the aforementioned rape/murder.

    Suddenly there’s a call from the mayor, shortly before an election in which he and his opponent, City Councilman “Jack Valliant” (Barry Pepper) are running neck and neck.  He wants to pay Taggart $50,000 to find out who his wife, “Cathleen” (Catherine Zeta-Jones), is having an affair with.  Half now and half later.  Taggart manages to get photos of Cathleen with Valliant’s campaign manager.  He is approached by Cathleen, who tells him there is more going on here than meets the eye, but the Mayor demands the photos he’s paid for.

    In short order, the campaign manager is murdered.

    Director Allen Hughes is flying solo here, not co-directing with his brother Albert and we’ll never know if Albert’s absence is where this film went wrong.  It probably isn’t.  The problems here were on the written page and merely compounded by focusing on shots of the NYC skyline rather than on fleshing out weak plot elements.  The storyline involving Taggart and his girlfriend is clearly the worst of those.  Perhaps parts of it are still lying on the floor in the cutting room, waiting to be inserted back in for clarity.

    This is an excellent cast.  Crowe and Zeta-Jones are both Oscar winners, Wahlberg has been nominated for an Oscar and other members of the film’s players are all talented people.  There’s just not a whole lot for them to do.  Jeffrey Wright has some good moments as a police chief and later, police commissioner.  Crowe, Wahlberg and Zeta-Jones are all limited by how their characters were created but they are clearly doing their best.

    Formula is great to feed a baby when nursing isn’t the choice.  But unless it’s really well executed, it has no business being on the big screen.

  • ‘LUV’ is raw, profane, violent… and good

    ‘LUV’ is raw, profane, violent… and good

    Michael Rainey Jr. and Common in 'LUV'
    Michael Rainey Jr. and Common in ‘LUV’

    LUV stars rapper Common as “Vincent”, an ex-convict who is now living with his mother and nephew in Mom’s house.  Word on the street is that he gained early parole for “ratting out” some of his former criminal associates.  And he has no plans to return to his former life, instead planning to borrow a large sum of money from a bank to open a crab shack.  The idea of opening yet another large crab shack in Baltimore speaks for itself when it comes to bad business models.

    Vincent, in his best suit, is on his way to the bank to discuss the loan.  But first he has to drop his nephew “Woody” (Michael Rainey Jr.) at school.  Woody is 11 and bright, although a bit shy.  Vincent decides not to let Woody go to school, choosing instead to take him along for the day and showing him how “business is done”.

    There’s a problem at the bank.  Turns out that the first mortgage on Mom’s house is delinquent and the bank won’t do a second until the first is brought current.  That will cost more than $20,000 that Vincent doesn’t have.  There might be a source for the money.  “Mr. Fish” (Dennis Haysbert) was and is the leader of the criminal enterprise that Vincent once worked for.  Fish is willing to discuss loaning Vincent the money, but only if he does him a favor.   Vincent doesn’t want to do this but he has no choice.  Meanwhile, Woody is having fun.  He got a new suit.  He got to drive his uncle’s car.  He’s not in school.  So far it’s been a good day.  But there are rough moments ahead, for both Vincent and Woody.

    Danny Glover and Common in 'LUV'
    Danny Glover and Common in ‘LUV’

    LUV is raw.  LUV is profane.  LUV is violent.  But most of all, LUV is a search for redemption and whether or not Vincent will find it is the crucial issue.  Woody’s experiences with his uncle are a coming of age storyline, and an interesting one.  It’s one of the good things about this film.  Another is the fine performance Common gives.  Haysbert is good in everything and in a smaller role Danny Glover shows he still has ‘chops’.  The epithet-filled dialogue is crisp and not over-done as some inner-city dramas are written.

    But there are bad things about this film, too.  Be warned there are some minor spoilers ahead.

    The music chosen to backdrop certain moments in the film just doesn’t work as well as some other music would have.  A grown man would not give his 11-year-old nephew a gun, let him fire it once, and then expect the boy to ‘watch his back’ during a delivery.  Other elements of the plot are plausible but do stretch the limit of believability.

    LUV is not a bad movie.  It is a good movie.  It just isn’t a great movie.

  • ‘Struck by Lightning’ is a good first script from its star

    ‘Struck by Lightning’ is a good first script from its star

    Chris Colfer in 'Struck by Lightning'
    Chris Colfer in ‘Struck by Lightning’

    Struck by Lighting is one of the most accurately titled films to come along in quite a while.  That’s because the main character, “Carson Phillips” (Colfer), is actually struck by a bolt of lightning and killed within the first 90 seconds of the movie.  Now that the high school senior is dead, he narrates the story of his life in flashback.  It’s a fairly interesting tale.

    He is editor of his school’s newspaper that no one reads.  He is president of the Writing Club which has only one other member.  That member is “Malerie” (Wilson) who films every moment of life that she witnesses.  He lives with his mother, “Sheryl Phillips” (Janney) who has been living in an alcohol/prescription drug induced haze ever since her ex-husband “Neal Phillips” (Mulrooney) left.  Except they aren’t actually divorced which becomes important later.

    Carson is a social outcast and has been since he was young, another point made well in flashbacks featuring younger versions of himself.  We also learn that he’s wanted to be a writer since he wrote his first story for his grandmother (Bergen).  Now that he’s a senior he wants nothing more than to go to Northwestern, study journalism and someday be editor of the New Yorker.  His inept guidance counselor tells him that he needs something more to push his application, and she suggests he found a literary magazine.  Great idea, except that he can’t get the few staff writers on the newspaper to write anything.  How is he going to get anyone to submit anything to a literary magazine?  The one-word answer is, blackmail.

    Carson has dirt on all of the major players in the senior class and it is all stereotypical stuff.  The head cheerleader and student body president is having sex with the football coach, a married man.  The stuck-up rich kid is having a gay love affair with the leader of the Drama club.  The foreign exchange student is not what he appears to be.  There are things about the goth girl who won’t write for the newspaper that she wouldn’t want publicly know.  So Carson blackmails them all into writing for his magazine.

    Meanwhile his father is engaged to the pharmacist that his mother gets all of her prescriptions from.  The pharmacist is pregnant and doesn’t know her intended was married and is a father and she finds out in the worst way possible.  Once she knows, she wants to meet Carson.  While this is going on, Sheryl wants him back and she doesn’t want Carson leaving her which causes her to do something to try to keep him with her.

    Colfer wrote this film and there are moments when his script is right on the money.  Perhaps a tad too much narration but it still works.  The story ebbs and flows and is not consistent in tempo.  Some of the things that should be funny are, and some aren’t.  Some that weren’t intended to be funny are.  It is dark comedy but not too dark.  Janney gives a smart, poignant performance as the woman who feels that life has treated her unfairly and therefore it will do the same to her son and anyone else.  It may be amusing to poke fun at the student archetypes but it’s been done.  A better choice would have been to come up with more original reasons for students to become subject to Carson’s blackmail.

    Still, it’s a good first effort for the Glee star.