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  • ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’ is no Family portrait

    ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’ is no Family portrait

    Lena Dunham, Margaret Qualley, and Brad Pitt in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

    “You expected Charles Manson at the very least, didn’t ya?” – Randall Flagg

    July 26 of 2019 brought us the latest film from a very interesting auteur. This self-taught professional has a vast knowledge of foreign and exploitation films that serves him well in providing homages and commentary. It’s funny, thrilling, and well-acted, one of his strongest efforts yet. Brad Jones really did do a great job with Another Cinema Snob Movie. Oh right, a new Quentin Tarantino movie also came out.

    Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, I am unhappy to report, is a letdown. Treating its subject matter in a very ill-conceived manner, it represents how a diverted focus can mar so much potential for greatness.

    It’s 1969 and Rick Dalton (Leonardo DiCaprio) is an actor sliding into irrelevance. He keeps employed in western TV shows here and there, but he’s not seen as the leading man material he once was. His stunt double and best friend Cliff Booth (Brad Pitt) is finding his own employment difficulties. After a while, they’ll need to consider their options in how to best move forward to reinvigorate their careers.

    On a parallel track is Rick’s neighbor Sharon Tate (Margot Robbie). Yes, that Sharon Tate. Which means Charles Manson (Damon Herriman) and the Manson Family are around too. Cliff runs into them when picking up Kathryn Lutesinger (Margaret Qualley) and giving her a ride back to the ranch. Things don’t go quite so smoothly there, giving the cult a new target.

    As has come to be expected of him, Tarantino has assembled a very impressive cast that can rival any Avengers lineup. In addition to those mentioned, there’s Kurt Russell, Lena Dunham, Damian Lewis, Dakota Fanning, Michael Madsen, Al Pacino, Bruce Dern (subbing in for Burt Reynolds, who died before he could film his part) and Luke Perry (who died not long after filming; does this movie have a curse or something?). There’s certainly more to be on the lookout for, and they’re all wonderful to watch in action.

    Had this movie been entirely about Rick and Cliff, it could have been great. The two men succeed in their parts and play off each other superbly. How it handles showbusiness in this era is also interesting, presenting a (b-)side of pictures that rarely gets explored on this level. The attention to detail in the recreations is fabulous. But to the film’s detriment, that isn’t the only story being told here.

    The treatment of the Manson stuff truly does ruin things. Tate and the Family really should have been dropped entirely, or at least replaced with fictional analogues. It’s going to be hard to discuss this without verging on spoilers, but to say that what happens in the movie wasn’t what happened in reality is a colossal understatement. 

    Robbie is fine as Tate, but overqualified for the role. A lookalike actress who does reenactments on ID channel shows would’ve done just as well. Same goes for the Family, though they actually do consist of a couple actors who have impersonated their parts before. 

    The events of the ending are where things really go off the rails. What happens there does use these figures, but ultimately they specifically are entirely irrelevant and should have just been replaced with invented stand-ins. But as is, it’s not a thoughtful presentation of the matter. In fact, it can be read as downright insulting to the victims of the Tate-LaBianca murders and probably does as much a disservice to the events as The Haunting of Sharon Tate did. Not only that, but it completely invalidates earlier scenes that were meant to be poignant. All impact those parts were supposed to have is promptly stripped away and renders them as utterly pointless.

    Then there’s the depiction of Bruce Lee (Mike Moh), which also should never have been included. In this film, he’s an absolute jerk who then gets into a fight with Cliff who handles him with ease. I can somewhat understand wanting to demonstrate Cliff’s military training, but why couldn’t this have been done with a fictional character? There has to be a better way to build him up without tearing down someone who means so much to so many.

    Lastly, places where the writer/director gets in his own way stick out quite a bit. There’s a part when Rick is shooting with a child actress (Julia Butters) where he, ignoring the script, places her in danger. However, she was prepared for it and thus Rick is vindicated (never mind that there was no way for him to know that). This really feels like an awkward defense from Tarantino on the Uma Thurman situation. And the displays of his rather infamous fetishes are just shamelessly blatant (though we see DiCaprio’s soles probably as much as the ladies’, so I suppose equal opportunity is some progress).

    A proper examination into one of the most horrific crimes in recent history Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is not. Whatever real-world tragedy Tarantino decides to exploit next (9/11?), he ought to exercise some better judgment.

  • ‘Piranha 3DD’ lacks scares’ sexuality of ‘Piranha 3D’

    Killer fish are back for more in 'Piranha 3DD'
    Killer fish are back for more in ‘Piranha 3DD’

    I myself am not a woman, so I’m not an expert in bras. But I always thought that the DD measurement was to indicate a relatively big size, having more breast than average.

    Piranha 3DD, however, feels like it has quite less than average. Not just less breasts, but less scares, less laughs, and less fun than its predecessor, which was titled a mere Piranha 3D.

    Posted for 'Piranha 3DD'
    Posted for ‘Piranha 3DD’

    The Spring Break location of the last film’s killer party is, unsurprisingly, now pretty much a ghost town. So Chet (David Koechner) has taken it upon himself to fill the debauchery void. He’s reinvented his water park as an adult-themed locale called The Big Wet, where admission for girls and “hot moms” costs less than it does for kids. The lifeguards have been replaced with strippers and the nude pools have “cooch cams” that broadcast on monitors for all to see. And for the grand opening in two days, they’ve booked a special guest: David Hasselhoff.

    His stepdaughter Maddy (Danielle Panabaker), a marine biologist, is aghast at the changes made, but her friends are more open to them. As they hang out at the nearby waters, they begin to be attacked by these vicious fish. Maddy recognizes them as the piranhas, having seen a YouTube video made by Dr. Goodman (Christopher Lloyd). She and her friends take a drive to visit the doctor, and learn that the piranhas are travelling through man-made water systems.

    So basically this means that the opening of Big Wet will be a bloodbath. Will they manage to convince Chet of the danger? If you think they do, you probably need to see some more of these movies.

    There isn’t much to it. No literally, there isn’t. The meat of the movie is an hour and ten minutes, with the rest of the running time spent on the credits with extra scenes and bloopers.  Even for something with limited ambition, that’s much too little. Perhaps more can be done exploring what the park has to offer, since all I really came away with was a slide and a couple pools. The local playground has more to offer.

    Still plenty of bikini babes in 'Piranha 3DD'
    Still plenty of bikini babes in ‘Piranha 3DD’

    This could be alright if that time was stuffed with many worthwhile moments, but that’s not really the case. The violence and sexuality, although somewhat copious compared to the average movie, pale in comparison what was featured in Piranha 3D. There are some good shots, but nothing that grabs in the way that those in the predecessor did. Nor is it funny on a consistent basis. It’s only towards the end that we see flashes of the hilarity that should have been present throughout.

    But the actors do well in their parts, and Lloyd seems to be enjoying his character some more. Also back are Ving Rhames and Paul Scheer, who add some welcome humor. And as one of Maddy’s friends, Katrina Bowden walks away with the best line in the movie and delivers it perfectly.

    Piranha 3DD needs some more surgery. Or maybe it is very much like DD jobs: fake and lacking.