Tag: David Koechner

  • Tune in to ‘Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues’

    Tune in to ‘Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues’

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    Paul Rudd, Steve Carell, David Koechner and Will Ferrell are once again a news team in ‘Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues’

    Picking up where Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy left off, this raw comedy opens with “Ron Burgundy” (Ferrell) and “Veronica Corningstone-Burgundy” now married and working as co-anchors for a newscast originating in New York City.  Then the managing editor/chief anchor (Harrison Ford in a cameo) announces he will be retiring.  Rather than being promoted into his place as he expects, Ron Burgundy is fired for consistently screwing up on-air.  Veronica gets the job and it causes Ron to leave her.

    Unable to find a job he can keep, Ron is back in San Diego when the Global News Network comes calling, offering him a job.  He reassembles his news team of “Brick Tamland” (Carell), “Brian Fantana” (Rudd) and “Champ Kind” (Koechner).  They go back to the world headquarters of GNN and discover they’ve been relegated to the 2 a.m. timeslot.  Ron makes an ill-advised wager with “Jack Lime” (Marsden) the star anchorman who will hold down the prime-time slot, and as a result he does something unusual with his newscast.  The ratings go through the roof and this catches the eye of the head of news, “Linda Jackson” (Good).  But then Ron is injured and loses his sight, costing him his job and just about everything else.  He had already been failing in his responsibilities to his son “Walter” (Nelson) and was horrified to find that another man had moved into the home that he had once shared with Veronica.  That this man “Gary” is a touchy-feely sort doesn’t help.  Ron retreats to a remote beachfront shack and eventually Veronica and Walter join him there.  The rest is predictable but moderately entertaining.

    Will Ferrell and Christina Applegate in happy times in 'Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues'
    Will Ferrell and Christina Applegate in happy times in ‘Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues’

    While still a sequel, this is more of a send-up of other films as part of the attempt to generate laughs.  There are a number of funny bits, but some of the humor seems more than a tad forced.  While Ferrell and writer/director McKay have made funnier films, the bulk of the comedy is decent.  I suspect that playing Ron Burgundy is one of Ferrell’s favorite roles, as he seems quite comfortable in it.  His ability to generate the well-intentioned goofball makes this a better movie than it otherwise might have been.  The subplot involving Brick and “Chani” (Wiig), a secretary at GNN is cute and the network’s financial backer “Kench Allenby” (Lawson) brings an element that the original Anchorman film did not possess.

    This film took nearly a decade to be made and it is nice to see that it didn’t suffer from that long lag time.  CNN may be the model for GNN in this movie, but this is not the story of how the 24 hour news network came to be.  It’s a funny movie.   You’ll laugh.

  • ‘Piranha 3DD’ lacks scares’ sexuality of ‘Piranha 3D’

    Killer fish are back for more in 'Piranha 3DD'
    Killer fish are back for more in ‘Piranha 3DD’

    I myself am not a woman, so I’m not an expert in bras. But I always thought that the DD measurement was to indicate a relatively big size, having more breast than average.

    Piranha 3DD, however, feels like it has quite less than average. Not just less breasts, but less scares, less laughs, and less fun than its predecessor, which was titled a mere Piranha 3D.

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    Posted for ‘Piranha 3DD’

    The Spring Break location of the last film’s killer party is, unsurprisingly, now pretty much a ghost town. So Chet (David Koechner) has taken it upon himself to fill the debauchery void. He’s reinvented his water park as an adult-themed locale called The Big Wet, where admission for girls and “hot moms” costs less than it does for kids. The lifeguards have been replaced with strippers and the nude pools have “cooch cams” that broadcast on monitors for all to see. And for the grand opening in two days, they’ve booked a special guest: David Hasselhoff.

    His stepdaughter Maddy (Danielle Panabaker), a marine biologist, is aghast at the changes made, but her friends are more open to them. As they hang out at the nearby waters, they begin to be attacked by these vicious fish. Maddy recognizes them as the piranhas, having seen a YouTube video made by Dr. Goodman (Christopher Lloyd). She and her friends take a drive to visit the doctor, and learn that the piranhas are travelling through man-made water systems.

    So basically this means that the opening of Big Wet will be a bloodbath. Will they manage to convince Chet of the danger? If you think they do, you probably need to see some more of these movies.

    There isn’t much to it. No literally, there isn’t. The meat of the movie is an hour and ten minutes, with the rest of the running time spent on the credits with extra scenes and bloopers.  Even for something with limited ambition, that’s much too little. Perhaps more can be done exploring what the park has to offer, since all I really came away with was a slide and a couple pools. The local playground has more to offer.

    Still plenty of bikini babes in 'Piranha 3DD'
    Still plenty of bikini babes in ‘Piranha 3DD’

    This could be alright if that time was stuffed with many worthwhile moments, but that’s not really the case. The violence and sexuality, although somewhat copious compared to the average movie, pale in comparison what was featured in Piranha 3D. There are some good shots, but nothing that grabs in the way that those in the predecessor did. Nor is it funny on a consistent basis. It’s only towards the end that we see flashes of the hilarity that should have been present throughout.

    But the actors do well in their parts, and Lloyd seems to be enjoying his character some more. Also back are Ving Rhames and Paul Scheer, who add some welcome humor. And as one of Maddy’s friends, Katrina Bowden walks away with the best line in the movie and delivers it perfectly.

    Piranha 3DD needs some more surgery. Or maybe it is very much like DD jobs: fake and lacking.