Author: Brian Milinsky
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‘Dark Shadows’ isn’t Johnny Depp / Tim Burton’s worst… but not best either
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The first and only TV soap opera to ever feature a vampire as the star gets the big screen treatment with Johnny Depp as the famed Barnabas Collins.
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‘Headhunters’ (a.k.a. Hodejegerne) is a first-rate thriller
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The Norwegian film Headhunters is so good plans are already in motion to remake it ala Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.
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‘The Avengers’ is not perfect but is a lot of fun
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The Avengers finally comes to the big screen and their debut is a smashing success.
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‘Bernie’ is brilliant
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Theres a rich old widow in Carthage a small town in Texas and theres nothing Bernie Tiede mortician loves than being nice to old widows. Until he meets Marjorie Nugent
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‘The Five-Year Engagement’ desperately needs more laughs
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Jason Segel and Emily Blunt are a couple who are in love but cant seem to get to the altar.
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‘Safe’ treads familiar action ground… but has a few good punches
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A washed-up cage fighter is at the end of the line when he sees a 12 year old girl who needs his help. She saves him so he returns the favor. Violently.
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‘Think Like a Man’ is a winner
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Four single guys find themselves fighting the war between the sexes with their women getting the upper hand thanks to a book by Steve Harvey
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‘The Lucky One’ was lucky to have Zac Efron
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Yet another adaptation of a Nicholas Sparks novel with the familiar formula of an unlikely couple coming together through unusual circumstance
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‘The Three Stooges’ is laugh out loud funny
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Brilliant for decades in shorts the Stooges disappeared for the most part in the mid 1970s. Now theyre back on the big screen and the old bits are as effective as ever.
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‘Monsieur Lazhar’ is a lesson worth learning
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The class needed a new teacher. Monsieur Lahzar needed to be needed. It was an almost perfect match. Almost
