Category: Reviews

  • ‘The Dictator’ is tasteless rude and offensive – and laugh out loud funny

    Sasha Baron Cohen and Megan Fox in 'The Dictator'
    Sasha Baron Cohen and Megan Fox in ‘The Dictator’

    There’s a little “ditty” on Steve Martin’s comedy album “Let’s Get Small”.  One lyric from it is:  “Be tasteless, rude and offensive.”

    That’s the formula Sacha Baron Cohen has applied in making his latest film, The Dictator.

    It is terribly tasteless, ridiculously rude and obnoxiously offensive.  And the formula works like a charm.

    Welcome to “Wadiya,” home of Admiral General Haffaz Aladeen (Sasha Baron Cohen).  He rules with an iron fist in such an over the top way that the audience’s laughter begins almost immediately and takes place with great regularity through the entire 83 minutes of the film, including some hilarious outtakes in the closing credits.  If there is a major flaw with The Dictator, it’s that it is too short, and we’re cheated of another 15 to 30 minutes of laughter that we should receive as part of the admission price.

    Wadiya is oil rich and the UN is very concerned that Aladeen will soon have access to a nuclear weapon.  That’s not really going to happen, because Aladeen has let himself forget that with his favorite “chop/chop” motion to the neck, he’d ordered the death of the chief of the program that was developing the device.

    Seems they had a difference of opinion, since Nadal had designed the nuclear missile with a round head and Aladeen wanted it pointed.  Considering that the dictator has changed a large number of words to the word “Aladeen” (including positive and negative, which makes for interesting times when a doctor gives a patient the results of a major test), Nadal should have just given in to Alladeen’s desires.

    Sasha Baron Cohen stars in 'The Dictator'
    Sasha Baron Cohen stars in ‘The Dictator’

    There is an attempt on Aladeen’s life and it appears he’s been shot in the head and killed.  But borrowing from the James Bond franchise, Aladeen had arranged for a lookalike “double” to stand in for, and die in his place.  Naturally he orders that another double be created, and the choice this time is clearly not the brightest bulb in the bin.

    To allay the fears of the world, Aladeen travels to New York City to address the UN, with his right hand man, Tahir (Ben Kingsley).  Tahir has arranged special security for Aladeen on this trip, in addition to his usual retinue of female bodyguards who wear matching stark uniforms on the outside and some deliciously naughty undies beneath.  This security man kidnaps Alladeen in the middle of the night at Tahir’s direction and to ensure that Aladeen can’t reclaim his rightful position as ruler of Wadiya, Aladeen’s trademark beard (supposedly it’s flammable) is shaved off so he is unrecognizable.

    But Aladeen manages to get free and make his escape.

    He tries to get to the U.N. to make his speech, now clothed in garments he took from a homeless person, but security won’t let him get anywhere near the building.  He meets Zoe (Anna Faris) as she is there with a bunch of anti-Aladeen demonstrators and she just takes him for another displaced Wadiyan who is protesting his former nation’s leader.  When Aladeen tries to get past security, he is stopped and rescued by Zoe before he can be arrested.

    He must find a way to get back and replace the dumb double that Tahir has standing in for him before five days pass, at which time the double will sign a new Constitution, granting democracy to all of Wadiya, and allowing Tahir to sell off the nation’s valuable oil and other assets to other nations.

    Cohen’s humor is honest, direct, and if taken the wrong way, could be highly offensive.  The comments made by Aladeen are racist, sexist and the best that can be said about his use of bodily functions as humor in this film is that unlike in Borat, none of the credits make reference to someone else who provided Mr. Cohen’s feces for use on screen (trivia nuts out there will remember that it was Jason Alper, who I think got a mention in The Dictator credits as well, although I can’t remember what for right this second).  BTW, the film is loosely based on a novel “Zabibah and the King”, supposedly written by a dictator named Saddam Hussein.  Go figure.

    There’s a terrific moment when Aladeen is making a speech about how America should consider becoming a dictatorship because then 1% of the population could control the wealth, the dictator could cut taxes on the rich and help them get richer, the media could be controlled and limited, and those who are poor would be unimportant.  Made a lot of the folks watching and laughing both pay attention, and laugh more.

    Go see The Dictator. Laugh and have a good time.

  • ‘Girl in Progress’ isn’t the good film it could have been

    Cierra Ramirez in 'Girl in Progress'
    Cierra Ramirez in ‘Girl in Progress’

    “Ansiedad” is Spanish for anxiety.  It’s also the name of the daughter of “Grace” (Eva Mendes) who works jobs as a waitress at Emile’s Crab Shack and as a maid for the married gynecologist she’s having an affair with.

    Grace gave birth to Ansiedad when she was only 17, so she wasn’t prepared for the job of parenting and it shows.  The two have moved from city to city as Grace has moved from boyfriend to boyfriend and career plan to career plan.

    They’ve landed in Seattle because Grace was going to go to night school, learn about computers and then work for Microsoft.  But she’s yet to start her night school courses.

    However, opportunity is going to come knocking.  Emile has been invited to take part in a competition for crab chefs that is the “Olympics of Crabs” and he’s holding a contest among the three waitresses to see who will take charge in his absence.  It’s a contest that Grace is determined to win.

    Ansiedad (newcomer Cierra Martinez) has somehow ended up attending a very good private school in Seattle, mostly on scholarship and has made a best friend “Tavita” (Raini Rodriguez) who has her own issues.  Ansiedad is bright, energetic, and being held back in her mind because of her mother’s uninvolvement in her life.

    Eva Mendes stars in 'Girl in Progress'
    Eva Mendes stars in ‘Girl in Progress’

    When her English teacher “Ms Armstrong” (Patricia Arquette) introduces the concept of coming of age stories into the curriculum, Ansiedad decides she’s going to have people start to call her Ann, as she is going to speed her passage into adulthood by creating and living out her own coming of age tale. Complete with falling into the typical teen problems of missing school, crushing her best friend in order to get “in” with the “in crowd” (oh, but she’ll wink so that it will all be okay), stealing money for an appearance makeover, failing courses and finally sleeping with the school’s bad boy before hopping aboard a bus to the East Coast and the adult life that awaits her.

    The problem with such elaborately laid plans are that even if they work out as planned, the results are not what was expected.  Writer Hiram Martinez’s story may have had more promise than it delivered on the screen when it was just an unproduced screenplay, but the final product doesn’t begin to live up to the potential of the idea.

    Girl in Progress is a strong idea, as coming of age can make for great story-telling.  There are wonderful moments in this film, like when Ann finally gets to give Tavita that wink to let her know everything is just fine,  that deliver punch.  But there are not enough of these moments.  A sideplot involving another employee at Emile’s goes nowhere good and the idea of a maid having an affair with a man who is clearly not interested in leaving his wife and children for her is just too cliched.

    Cierra Martinez is a pleasant surprise, although in her scenes with Mendes it almost appears that they aren’t working from the same screenplay.  Mendes is always nice to look at, can give strong performances (Training Day and Hitch come to mind), but doesn’t have this character nailed.  She shines in one moment that sadly was given away in the trailer when defending how well she has or hasn’t parented her daughter where she comments about how her mother was never there for her.  The realization that those words are just as true for her as they are about her own mother are a brilliantly delivered wake-up call for her.

    Girl in Progress has some energy, a few chuckles, and isn’t a bad film.  It’s just so sad it didn’t get to be the good movie it could have been.”

  • Check in to ‘The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel’

    Judi Dench stars in 'The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel'
    Judi Dench stars in ‘The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel’

    Evelyn Greenslade (Judi Dench) is in a bit of a pickle in The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.  Her husband has died after 40 years together and since he managed their money, she had no notion that he’d gone through most of their life’s savings and amassed enough debt that she is now going to have to sell their flat.

    Douglas Ainslie (Bill Nighy) and his wife Jean (Penelope Wilton) are also in a financial bind.  Seems Douglas invested his entire retirement account in their daughter’s Internet start-up which failed to start.  She has promised to pay them back, but at the moment all they can afford is a small unit in a retirement community that does have handrails on the walls and a panic button in one place.  Of course, as Jean notes during their tour, it’s not very helpful unless one happens to fall within reach of the button.

    His honor Graham Dashwood (Tom Wilkinson) is a high judge and he’s on his way to the retirement party of one of his colleagues and tells his companion that one of these days it will be him that retires.  Midway through one of the tribute speeches regarding the retiree Graham decides that this will indeed be the day.

    Muriel Donnelly is a bit of a bigot and badly in need of hip replacement surgery (which she apparently doesn’t want if a black or Indian doctor will be operating).  But when she finds out that the wait list is six months long and there’s a way she can avoid the wait list if she can shelve her bigotry, she’s interested.

    Norman Cousins (Ronald Pickup) is a senior citizen who believes there is still a tiger in his tank and he’s looking for and not finding love with younger women.

    Madge Hardcastle (Celia Imrie) has gotten through her entire life flirting her way into discounts and special accomodation, but as she’s aging and still single, her life would be much improved if she could spend less on living while still in search of a rich single man she can land.

    This group made up entirely of senior citizens forms more or less as they wing their way from Great Britain to Jaipur, India, where they are all moving to take up residence at what looks like a wonderful retirement facility, the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel for the Elderly and Beautiful.  The brochures and on-line photos look idyllic.

    Sadly, upon their arrival they find themselves the benefit of the dreams, wishful thinking and apt Photoshopping of Sonny Kapoor (Dev Patel) part-owner and manager of the hotel which has definitely seen better days.  His father owned it before and left it to Sonny and his two brothers and now he is working to restore it, and has arranged for some new residents.

    They aren’t happy, but with little in the way of alternatives, they settle in.

    Graham lived in India in his youth and a life-changing event from that time has brought him back, to search out the son of one of the servants who cared for him and his family in those days.  He is much more at home early on as the seniors adjust or at least try to adjust to their new home.

    Clearly Jean is having the most trouble adjusting, as she refuses to set foot outside the hotel while her husband eagerly explores the area.  Evelyn’s fiscal reality check forces her to seek out and find employment as a “cultural consultant” for a call center firm.  Given her difficult experience in the aftermath of her husband’s passing with one such operation, she’s perfectly suited for this new opportunity.

    Madge seeks out and locates a club for the wealthy and joins on “spec”, hoping she’ll find that wealthy man to support her.  Norman happens to run into her at the club in his search for appropriate female companionship.

    In a way, there is a similarity between director Madden’s work here in Hotel and other British ensemble works like Love Actually.  The cast all has their seperate storylines, but they intertwine around something central that involves all of them and they can be both supportive of one another as well as antagonistic.  The stories are all compelling, including a romance between Sonny and his girlfriend Sunaina (Desae).  A romance that his mother is adamantly opposed to.

    All of the stories are well developed and their tales told before the film’s conclusion.  The dialogue is smart.  Were there a 3.5 popcorn rating, this film would have earned it.  Definitely worth checking out.

  • ‘Dark Shadows’ isn’t Johnny Depp / Tim Burton’s worst… but not best either

    Eva Green shows her stuff in 'Dark Shadows'
    Eva Green shows her stuff in ‘Dark Shadows’

    Dark Shadows, starring Johnny Depp and a cast of several under the direction of the very capable Tim Burton is the 8th collaboration between Depp and Burton.  It is certainly not the worst, but it’s much closer to that level than it is to their best (you can choose your own best, for me, it is easily Ed Wood).

    The TV soap opera ran for only five seasons, but because it ran five days per week, there are more episodes of “Dark Shadows” than any other sci-fi and/or fantasy genre English language television.

    Burton’s film opens with the story of how Barnabas, then a young child, came to the U.S. from his birthplace of Liverpool and how he grew up as his father founded and built a successful fishing business in the Maine town of Collinsport. We also watch the construction of the family home, Collinwood Manor.

    Johnny Depp stars in 'Dark Shadows'
    Johnny Depp stars in ‘Dark Shadows’

    His parents are killed in what appears to be a tragic accident and now an adult, Barnabas takes the reins of the family.  But he spurns the love of Angelique (Green) in favor of his chosen, Josette (Heathcote).  It turns out that Angelique is a witch and she curses Barnabas, turning him into a vampire and then imprisoning him in a coffin which was to be buried forever. That fate befell him only after he watched as a bewitched Josette leapt to her death from a cliff.  He threw himself after her, but death was not in the cards for the newly converted vampire.

    Fast forward almost 200 years when the coffin containing the cursed Barnabas is accidentally unearthed.

    He discovers that his beloved family home is in severe disrepair and still populated by his ancestors.  Elizabeth Collins Stoddard (Pfeiffer) is running the family which includes her brother Roger (Miller) and his son David, along with her daughter Carolyn (Moretz).  There is also a live-in psychiatrist (every wealthy, deranged family needs one after all) in the person of Dr. Julia Hoffman (Carter).  Taking care of the family in olden days meant a staff in excess of one hundred, but nowadays all they can afford is the drunken Willie Loomis (Haley).

    Barnabas sets about to restore the family home and business to their former glory, funding these plans with a treasure trove that his family had secreted in a hidden chamber in the house.  But his efforts quickly get the attention of Angelique, who through her witchcraft is still young, beautiful and angry.

    She is now the leader of the fishing business that supplanted the Collins’ family operation as the leading institution in town, and not only is she not going to let her business be relegated to second fiddle, she wants her man or else no one is going to have him.  That includes the latest addition at Collinwood Manor, the young governess Victoria Winters.  She bears a striking resemblance to Barnabas’ lost love Josette, probably because both roles are played by Bella Heathcote.

    Depp delivers, as he always does when directed by Burton (or just about anyone else), but aside from his performance there isn’t a lot other than Burton’s artistry behind the lens.  The opening is very strong, but then the action plods and never lives up to the initial promise of the opening sequences.

    Green is lovely to look at and has good chemistry with Depp, but there’s something ultimately lacking in her delivery of emotion in key moments.  There’s an interesting subplot involving Dr. Hoffman’s alleged effort to “cure” Barnabas, but it gets short shrift in the focus on the attempts of “Angelique” to get her man.

    In the end, perhaps Dark Shadows should have been left in the gloom of its name as a TV classic.

  • Kathleen Turner delivers in uneven ‘The Perfect Family’

    Kathleen Turner in 'The Perfect Family'
    Kathleen Turner in ‘The Perfect Family’

    Once again Kathleen Turner is playing a woman who on the surface seems to be the ideal wife and mother. But unlike Serial Mom, her character in The Perfect Family is driven by a deep dedication to Catholicism.

    On the whole, the film is an amiable drama with some bright comic relief moments. It has some issues with an uneven story and underused characters though.

    Eileen Cleary is a devoted member of the local church, and to reward that, Monsignor Murphy (Richard Chamberlain) has decided to nominate her for Catholic Woman of the Year. In addition to the fancy title, the winner will receive the prayer of absolution. All sins forgiven. The other nominee is her arch rival Agnes Dunn (Sharon Lawrence), so that adds another incentive to win.

    But the judges will be looking at the families to see if the principles of the religion are present in the home lives of the women. Her two children grown, Eileen has to confront how they’ve managed their lives. And given how pious she is, they haven’t made it easy. Her son Frank Jr. (Jason Ritter) has left his wife and children. Now he’s shacking up with the local hairdresser (Kristen Dalton).

    And then there’s Shannon (Emily Deschanel). Eileen learns that Shannon’s “friend” Angela (Angelique Cabral) is actually her life partner. Moreover they plan to wed, and further still, Shannon is already a few months pregnant. Helping Eileen come to terms with this is Angela’s own mother Christina (Elizabeth Pena).  She too was first taken aback by her daughter’s identity, but in time learned to not let it affect anything. In her campaign however, Eileen finds herself having to lie about Shannon’s orientation and invent a (male) fiancé to mention to church officials.

    Caught in the middle is her husband, Frank Sr. (Michael McGrady). As much as he wants to be supportive of his wife, he also realizes the importance in accepting his children for who they are, imperfections and all. A recovering alcoholic himself, he knows a thing or two about that.

    If you noticed that I described Shannon’s story in the most detail, that’s because it is given the most priority in the film. This was probably done for the viewer’s benefit, and it works out as such. By introducing something all-new to Eileen, we can see exactly what her process of digesting the information and then addressing it are. It also helps a lot that Shannon isn’t a bad person in the slightest, and so she can empathized with easily.

    Frank Jr., not so much. Shannon likes the ladies, that’s not a bad thing. Frank Jr. ditches his family, that certainly is. Sure he gives the same excuses (“we’ve grown apart,” “rushed into it,” you know the rest), but in the end I had the same lack of respect for him that I had at the beginning. One that it seems Eileen shares, as this plotline didn’t see much of a resolution as Shannon’s did.

    And Frank Sr.? He gets some great moments later on, but I feel he should have been better used earlier. The first time his alcoholism is mentioned – when Eileen makes an excuse to not get served drinks at a party she’s uncomfortable at – it’s too much of a gag that I had no idea until further into the movie that I was supposed to take it seriously. Another character that I felt should have had more presence is Father Joe (Scott Michael Campbell), the minister under whom Shannon and Angela exchange their vows. In his thirties and hip to the current cultural climate, he makes a good counterpoint to the stodginess that Murphy represents. Eileen seeks his guidance later on, but for one small scene.

    However all actors do a fine job, with Turner and Deschanel emerging as standouts. It’s Turner’s best work in nearly twenty years. You can really tell that Eileen’s devotion to her religion stems from something deeper, something that makes the prayer of absolution her ultimate goal.

    But what The Perfect Family lacks it makes up for in heart. Amazingly it doesn’t come off as too damaging to Catholicism, just tries to reconcile those traditions with what we live with. As Shannon tells her mother who says that she is living in sin according to the pope, “What do you think?” What Eileen answers that with perfectly captures how she had conducted herself to that point: faithful certainly, but clearly afraid of straying from the neat and easy path. In watching her learn to begin to change that, the viewer sees that even though her family doesn’t explicitly exhibit the religion’s code, it surely exemplifies its compassion.

  • ‘Headhunters’ (a.k.a. Hodejegerne) is a first-rate thriller

    Aksel Hennie and Synnøve Macody Lund in 'Headhunters'
    Aksel Hennie and Synnøve Macody Lund in ‘Headhunters’

    “Roger Brown” is 1.68 meters tall.  This factoid bookends Headhunters and provides context for the character, brilliantly portrayed by Aksel Hennie. It translates to somewhere between 5’6″ and 5’7″ and when you have a beautiful, blonde wife is taller, you worry about hanging on to her.

    In this case, the wife, “Diana” (Synnøve Macody Lund) is spoiled rotten by her husband and if we wonder whether or not she has any concern for his feelings over their disparity in stature, it is dispelled early.  We’re treated to a view of the magnificent walk-in closet in which she keeps her shoes and clothes, and the collection of high heels makes it very clear that if her husband has any negative feelings about being short, she isn’t concerned with them.

    We’re also informed that Roger is living beyond his means, provided by his day job as a headhunter for a prominent firm, and we’re let in on the secret.  Roger is a headhunter by day and a thief of high end art at night and on weekends.  Unlike most thieves, he has a special method, locating artworks and replacing them with high quality reproductions so that what he steals can be stolen and re-sold long before the theft is uncovered, if ever.

    Aksel Hennie
    Aksel Hennie

    While he hasn’t profited in large figures from his sideline just yet, he knows the big payday is just around the corner.  The payday that will get him out from under his financial difficulties once and for all.

    Oh, and he’s also under pressure from his wife to give her a child, the one thing he cannot buy for her.  She wants HIS child and thus far, he’s been resistant for reasons he will disclose before the film concludes.

    Oh, and just to make things a bit more complicated, Roger has begun an affair with Lotte (Julie Ølgaard).

    Into this mix the story stirs “Clas Greve” (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) former high-ranking corporate player, who has inherited an apartment in the same city and moved there.  He attends an opening at Diana’s gallery and when he and Roger meet, Roger notes that Clas would be a fine candidate for a position he is looking to fill as CEO of another firm.  But during the evening, Roger learns that Clas happens to own a piece of art stolen by Nazis during WWII that is worth millions.  Lots of millions.  Naturally, his thoughts turn from filling an open job to larceny.

    That’s all I’m going to tell you in specifics, except that the upcoming art theft is not what it seems, and that there is a lot more to the story.

    There is dark humor, a few laugh out loud moments, hiding places that may turn your stomach, and deaths.  There is betrayal and redemption.

    There is a first-rate thriller, with gorgeous photography, fast pacing and at the end, you’re reminded that Roger Brown stands 1.68 meters tall.  But the strange thing is, after all he’s been through, he seems taller.  And happier.

  • ‘The Avengers’ is a work of superhero beauty

    Scarlett Johansson in 'The Avengers'
    Scarlett Johansson in ‘The Avengers’

    There are six certifiable heroes, each worthy of a feature film, each played by a superstar actor capable of carrying a feature film.

    But there is no “I” in team. And there is no “I” in Marvel’s The Avengers, either.

    It is the beauty of Joss Whedon’s superhero mashup, the finest superhero teamup film yet. The constantly evolving genre that is the superhero movie enjoys its finest two hours with The Avengers, thriving because of the skillful balancing act pulled off by a loaded cast of characters, and a healthy dose of unwavering comic book vision.

    ALTERNATE REVIEW: BRIAN MILINSKY SAYS AVENGERS NOT PERFECT, BUT FUN

    The Avengers builds on a quintet of previous Marvel films – Iron ManIron Man 2The Incredible Hulk,Thor and Captain America: The First Avenger – and that is the film’s greatest strength. Marvel’s biggest blockbuster yet doesn’t need to spend too much time developing its characters.

    We already know all about Captain America’s idealism and Tony Stark’s playboy ways – heck, we even know Agent Colson – so The Avengers can speed into its action. You’re into the plot immediately, learning of the return of Loki (Thomas Hiddleston) and his plans for the Tesseract and, naturally, world domination.

    Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth in 'The Avengers'
    Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth in ‘The Avengers’

    Comic book fans know that this is what the Avengers do; they save Earth from such cataclysmic events. But they always do so while constantly bickering amongst themselves, and that’s what they do here.

    The rule-abiding Captain America (Chris Evans) and free-spirited Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.) are true to their comic-book rivalry, challenging each other’s virtues throughout. Thor (Chris Hemsworth) spouts Shakespearean idealism, while Mark Ruffalo – the new Hulk thanks to Ed Norton’s unceremonious departure from the series – injects edgy wariness into Dr. Bruce Banner.

    It’s these characters who generate the film’s true tension, not Loki. Hiddleston is a scene-stealer throughout, perfecting the God of Mischief’s wry grin and off-balance sense of humor, but that world domination plot is as trite as it comes: Steal Tesseract, insert some Loki soliloquies, unleash interplanetary military force on puny Earth.

    But it’s the perfect vehicle for the interplay between Avengers to come to life. Instead of making us sit through some overwrought plot with synthetic tension, Whedon lets everyone watch the Avengers fight themselves, both in dialogue and in the field. Whedon has a strong comic-grounded vision for each character as well; only the bet-you-didn’t-think-I-could-fight-with-them superheroine Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) comes across as a stereotype.

    Robert Downey Jr. is Iron Man in 'The Avengers'
    Robert Downey Jr. is Iron Man in ‘The Avengers’

    The smart writing and witty dialogue – not to mention another brilliant turn by Downey as Stark – underlie everything, carrying you through the first half of the film just as much as the action. A taut script blends easy references to prior movies with comic-junkie inside jokes and good old-fashioned movie humor.

    It all turns grave during one pivotal sequence that brings the ragtag team together with equal parts gravity, irony and fun. And from then on, the absolutely breathtaking action takes over, electric set pieces shining throughout the latter portions of the film.

    Whedon’s clear action shots, some of which could easily be in comic book panes, will satiate Avengers fans and newcomers alike, and, even more impressively, Whedon finds a way to give every single star an ample amount of screen time.

    You’ll leave the theater feeling exhilarated from the action (I’ve done so twice), but you won’t leave the theater immediately. No, throughout the Avengers leadup, Marvel has gradually conditioned everyone to sit patiently and await a post-credits teaser.

    No spoilers here, but the fact that you won’t leave speaks to Marvel’s most brilliant accomplishment. The Avengers is as much brilliant film as it is the ultimate harbinger of the big-screen Marvel Universe. At the end, you will know that this is only the beginning, that Thor, Captain America and Iron Man will be back.

    And at the end of this film, you won’t mind that one bit.

  • ‘The Avengers’ is not perfect but is a lot of fun

    ‘The Avengers’ is not perfect but is a lot of fun

    Tom Hiddleston is Loki in 'The Avengers'
    Tom Hiddleston is “Loki” in ‘The Avengers’

    Tell Samuel L. Jackson to take his finger off of the Twitter trigger.  I come to praise The Avengers, not to bury them.

    As “Nick Fury,” a Colonel who is the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., he’s the guy who is in charge when this group of extraordinary individuals are brought together by dire necessity.  It’s been a long wait for this film and we saw sequences in both Iron Man and Iron Man 2The Incredible HulkThor and Captain American: The First Avenger that let us know this film was coming.

    Now it is here and it was well worth the wait.

    ALTERNATE REVIEW: EBENEZER SAMUEL SAYS AVENGERS IS A WORK OF SUPERHERO BEAUTY

    We’ll assume you already know, or can look up for yourself why Tony Stark/Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.), Steve Rogers/Captain America (Chris Evans), Bruce Banner/The Hulk (Mark Ruffalo), Thor (Chris Hemsworth), Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) and Clint Barton/Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner) are the ’super’ folks they are.  When The Avengers opens, there is trouble afoot, as Loki (Tom Hiddleston), who Thor fought and defeated in his titular epic, is intent on stealing the Tesseract, a cube that is a source of incredible energy that was first introduced in the Captain America film.  It’s being used to try to generate energy from outer space, and not only does Loki get away with it, he also entrances Hawkeye and the key scientist involved in developing the Tesseract as an endless supply of energy (Stellen Skaarsgard, reprising his Thor role) and carries them away with him.

    Chris Evans is Captain American; Scarlett Johansson is Black Widow and Jeremy Renner is Hawkeye in 'The Avengers'
    Chris Evans is Captain American; Scarlett Johansson is Black Widow and Jeremy Renner is Hawkeye in ‘The Avengers’

    Director Fury can’t stop the theft, but he responds as quickly as he can, by gathering his forces.  Black Widow is on board right away and they manage to talk Dr. Bruce Banner into joining them to use his fantastic knowledge of gamma radiation in an attempt to track down the missing cube.  Tony Stark is invited to join in as Iron Man, and Steve Rogers is suiting up with stars, stripes and shield.  Captain America and Iron Man even manage to capture Loki until Thor shows up to deal with his half-brother on his own.  But the trio work out a truce and soon they and their prisoner are aboard S.H.I.E.L.D.’s Helicarrier, an airborne flying aircraft carrier.

    They’ve got him right where he wants to be.

    It turns out that Loki is way ahead of S.H.I.E.L.D. and his plans include using the Tesseract to open a portal to outer space, to facilitate an invasion by a group of aliens known as the Chitauri.  Eventually, the portal is opened, the Chitauri begin their invasion in New York City, and it is up to the Avengers to stop the invaders.

    This is your basic popcorn-chewing, shoot-em-up, action-fest, with great special effects, a lot of action sequences, some very funny laughs in just the right places, and in just the proper porportions.  Director Whedon manages to spin out his tale without spending a lot of time developing the characters, or the backstory.

    The actors handle their action sequences with aplomb and the way they interact and end up working together as a team is interesting.  Each character is a “super” being, but they’re willing to work with one another to achieve a common goal.

    The Avengers is not a perfect film, or an enduring epic that will be spoken of in the same breath with classics, but it is a strong effort and sets the bar high for this summer’s action block-busters to hurdle.  It is about as close to perfect as a superhero movie can be.

    It’s fun, runs at a frenetic pace, and makes the most of everyone in it. Whedon’s dialogue is superb and snappy as per usual and Downey in particular makes the most of every line he gets.

    BTW, stick around when the film ends.  After the credits start, there’s a brief appearance of yet another Marvel Comics villain, indicative that we will be seeing him in an upcoming movie.  There’s also a little nugget of a treat waiting if you manage to watch the entire credits reel.  Oh, and another piece of trivia is that the voice of the Hulk in “The Avengers” is partially from Lou Ferrigno’s voice, which fits since he played the Hulk when there was a live-action television program starring the character.

    For those fascinated by minutiae and trivia, the comic book “The Avengers” actually featured a much different line-up when it first came out. Iron Man, Thor and the Incredible Hulk were there, joined by Ant-Man and the Wasp.  Captain America came along a few issues later.

  • ‘Bernie’ is brilliant

    Matthew McConaughey in 'Bernie'
    Matthew McConaughey in ‘Bernie’

    The poster gets it right.  It says “A story so unbelievable it must be true”.

    And it is. Only not quite the way it is told in this film from the brilliant Richard Linklater.

    Bernie Tiede (Jack Black) moves to the small town and takes a job as assistant funeral director at the local funeral home and he is a hit from the moment he arrives.  He’s perfect at serving his clients, helping them through those difficult moments while ensuring that the funerals he conducts run smoothly.  He sings at the funerals, and in the local church, and does it well.  He gets involved with the local arts scene, directing and staging plays and even acting in some of them.  He is a Godsend to the widows whose husbands he prepared for burial, stopping by to see them afterwards, bringing gifts.

    Everyone loves Bernie.

    Except of course for Marjorie Nugent (Shirley MacLaine), who hasn’t met him yet.  She doesn’t love anyone.  Not her son, the doctor, who lives over in Midland and never visits or calls.  Not her grandchildren, who sued her once to try to get hold of some of her money.  The only person she appears to love in any measure is her husband and he’s just died.

    Naturally, Bernie preps him for the afterlife, conducts the funeral and soon after, stops by to give something to Mrs. Nugent.  She slams the door in his face on the first visit, but when he returns bearing yet more gifts, he’s invited inside, much to his surprise.

    Jack Black is 'Bernie'
    Jack Black is ‘Bernie’

    Soon he’s accompanying her to a Van Cliburn piano competition and not long afterward, he’s become her constant companion.  She sits adoringly in the audience at rehearsals of the plays he is involved with, she takes him out to meals and enjoys his company and soon he is her constant companion.  Then she gets rid of almost all of her employees, replacing them with him, and he cuts down his work at the funeral home to just part-time.  He’s much too busy serving every single one of Marjorie’s needs and this woman is one needy woman.

    They travel.  First class, naturally, to New York City, Belize and other jet-set destinations.  All on her dime.  They go to spas and share couple’s massages, although there is never any untoward touching.  After all, Bernie hasn’t show any interest in women his own age and everyone finds him a bit “effeminate,” although the question of his sexuality hasn’t come up, yet.

    But, soon, the ’honeymoon’ is over and Bernie is going nuts dealing with her possessiveness, jealousy and the insistent demands she is constantly making on him.  The more he tries to have a life away from her, the more she tightens her grip on him.  Finally, he can take no more and snaps.  Suddenly everything is just hunky-dory again, with Bernie’s generousity larger than ever, and his old activities are all back on.

    Meanwhile, Mrs. Nugent has “suffered a stroke” and is being treated in a nursing home in another town.

    Only her stockbroker doesn’t buy it.  He is persistent and finally, nine months later, it is discovered that Mrs. Nugent was shot four times and stuffed into the freezer in her garage.  Bernie is the only suspect and as soon as he can be located, he will be arrested and charged with the murder.  Local DA Danny “Buck” Davidson” (Matthew McConaughey) is out to nail Bernie, no matter how the town feels about him.

    There’s a trial and everything up to, including, and after the trial in this film is funny.  Black is perfect as “Bernie” who may be seen as ’light in his loafers’ by the residents of this small town in Texas; but that doesn’t stop them from loving him.  He sings well, dances adequately, and acts up a storm, bringing to life the angst the real-life Bernie must have felt when he took that rifle into his hands.  MacLaine doesn’t have a lot to do, but what she does get to do, she does perfectly.  McConaughey is a great choice as the “good ole boy” attorney out to ensure that this criminal gets what is coming to him.

    Linklater is most effective in his use of the “townfolk” of Carthage, who don’t want to see Bernie punished, yet have strong opinions on everything and aren’t afraid to express them.

    This one is a winner.

  • ‘The Five-Year Engagement’ desperately needs more laughs

    ‘The Five-Year Engagement’ desperately needs more laughs

    Jason Segel, Emily Blunt and Rhys Ifans in ‘The Five-Year Engagement

    I’m a big fan of Emily Blunt.

    I became a big fan of Jason Segel’s after his recent work in Jeff, Who Lives at Home.

    I’m a big fan of director Nicholas Stoller, after Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Get Him to the Greek.

    So what the heck happened to their newest collaboration, The Five-Year Engagement?

    I’m still wondering, more than a day after leaving the auditorioum as I shook my head over what I’d just seen.  The problem is, I went to see a movie marketed as being “from the producer ofBridesmaids, and this just wasn’t nearly funny enough.

    Segel is Tom Solomon, a chef with a good job in San Francisco, a very beautiful live-in girlfriend named Violet Barnes (Blunt) and on a special anniversary in their relationship, he proposes and she accepts.  They are cute, successful and very much in love.  Tom’s best friend “Alex” (Chris Pratt) works as another chef at the same restaurant and is a bit off the wall.  Violet’s sister, “Suzie” (Alison Brie) and Alex will be major factors in the story that follows.

    Tom and Violet throw the obligatory engagement party and things start to fall apart there, including a funny bit by Alex that’s featured prominently in the film’s trailer.  Afterwards, the wedding has to be put off.  Seems Violet’s been accepted into a post-doctoral teaching program in Michigan and Tom, being a good trooper, volunteers to quit his job and go with her.  That’s an ill-timed decision, as his boss tells him she was going to name him head chef at her new restaurant, just after he gives notice.  That job will instead go to Alex.

    Chris Pratt and Jason Segel in ‘The Five-Year Engagement’

    Violet’s job at Michigan goes well, thanks to the fact that her new boss, “Winton Childs” (Rhys Ifans, who was so damn funny in Notting Hill) is clearly warm for her form.  She is working with others who are also competing with her for a tenured position on the faculty, although this competition is not made clear to the audience until later.

    Remember that engagement party?  Seems that Alex and Suzie hooked up that night and as a result, they’re expecting a child.  Naturally, that means they have to get married, so they will get to the altar first.  Alex is doing well as the chef of Clambar, the restaurant that Tom was supposed to be helming, and their marriage is cute.  So is their child, who we see more of later.

    Tom does not do well in Michigan.  He can’t find work as a chef and ends up working at a bakery.  He doesn’t like the weather, although he does make friends and learns some new things.  He goes through quite a transformation at one point.

    Eventually, Violet gets something that’s destined to change the lives of herself and Tom.  That promotion, which means she’ll be in Michigan for a few more years and Tom’s not sure he’s down with extending his time in Michigan.  They try to get married, but things happen to prevent that wedding from coming off, just before it’s scheduled to do so.

    They are on a downhill path from there, until finally, they conclude it was not meant to be, and Tom returns to San Francisco.  What happens from here you will only learn if you watch the film, although I’m not sure I can recommend paying full price to see it.

    Clearly the most and best laughs are in the final act, and it is here that The Five-Year Engagement manages to redeem itself a little.  The problem is that the laughs to get to this point which can be very funny were too few and far between to make it worth the wait.

    That’s the basic problem with comedies, they need to make you laugh consistently, not occasionally.  Segel and Blunt are attractive, fun to watch, but the few good bits from the film’s trailer don’t make up for the long, unfunny sequences between.